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Supercilious shitcunt, too.

That's very interesting, actually. Are the figures female/male or male/female? How amazing it would be if 99.99% of blokes got killed, and left me with millions of horny chicks. I have to beat them off with a shitty stick as it is, but it would be like the Lynx advert....phwoar!

Selling season tickets when there might not be a season. That's FRAUD. They should be horsewhipped in the town square.

I was just about to ask the same thing, Shull! The robbing bastards, the board should be behind bars.

Some people are bloody inconsiderate! My elderly neighbour's dog has been barking continuously for three days straight. I have chapped his door, but there's no answer. He's so lazy that he can't even be bothered to collect his post, which I can see is piled up behind his porch door. Nor has he even drawn his curtains for a few days, the idle c**t! In fact he couldn't even be bothered to come out and clap for the NHS last night, despite the fact he's been in and out of hospital for the last few years. I've a good mind to vandalised his mobility car...

Thanks for letting us all know that, Sherlock.

Where's this guy, now? He's hilarious!

I would agree with you, but @faraway saint has been sending me abusive PMs, including pictures of his penis. But I should know better than to take the bait. Sorry for any offence I caused you, Ned.

I hope you die soon.

We need to get Oaky to genetically engineer a disease that will only kill the mutants in Greenock...

Outrageous! I agree with Antrin, and believe we should continue to poach doctors and nurses from the third world. If it saves us a few quid each year in taxes, then it's worth millions of deaths back in their native countries, where said medical professionals are desperately needed.

I'm with Shull and Leatherface on this. I think we should starve the club of funds so they go bust. A supermarket where the ground is would be very convenient, and I finally get the excuse to support a winning side! I reckon with people losing their jobs I might even secure a season ticket at Ibrox!

So you saw the turd at the end of Bud's post and were reminded of poor and BAME, eh? You f**king NAZI!

I agree with Shull and Leatherface. It's a disgrace what the club are doing. It's really opened my eyes to their $ickening GR££D. This is the problem with PROFESSIONAL football. A part-time league with £9 entry fee is the way forward.

On my arse.

I'm not sure I'd trust the opinion of someone who has spent more than twenty years trying to get a degree. But the fact they let special needs people into university tells me all I need to know...

They have, it's just that it's invisible to stupid cunts. I really like the collar, what does everyone else think?

Aye. Good old Labour. Their ultimate target was 100%, because if everyone went to uni then everyone could get a really well paid job and pay more tax. A brilliant idea.

If it was down to me, I'd have sent every household a letter stating the occupants' full names, dates of birth and address. I would then allow the early hours, until 11 am for the elderly and vulnerable (the latter would need to get a letter from their doctor) to go out and get things done. Starting at 1100 hrs, people living at a house number ending in the digit '1' would be allowed out, e.g. 1 Calefonian Way, 11 Caledonian Way, 21 Caledonian Way, etc. They would need to be back at home for 1200 hrs. At 1200 hrs, people living at a house number ending in the digit '2' would be allowed out. At 1300 hrs, people living at a house ending in the digit '3' and so on. The police would do random checks, and anyone not carrying their letter and photographic ID, or flouting the rules, would be arrested and prosecuted for endangering the public's health. Their punishment would be a day in the stocks, where the public can throw rotten food at them and a £1,000 fine. They would then be fitted with an electronic tag and monitored. It's time the government got serious about this. Key workers would also get a letter from their employer.

It was always easy for the geniuses, like us. I spent the whole time drunk, revised the morning of the exams and still came away witha first. But then I'm probably just very lucky.

It would imply a lot of the old neds I see about would snuff it, so aye.

I stopped reading after the first clause, as you are never right. You're a self-important clown.

I thought this thread was about you. I've just poured myself a glass of malt to celebrate...

Aye, he is. The wee fud is trying to make you look like a fud in front of everyone, Jaybee. The question is are you going to just take it from him like a wee fanny?