Slarti

You can't get any nearer than actually being there. Now please retract your "numpty" statement or I shall have to get Baz to talk to you.

Eh, did you forget Billy Gilmour, after mentioning him earlier?

Did somebody say something?

Jam or jeely???

@CookieMonster - I think he's talking about you.

Yeah. He, or at least the Jewish apocalyptic preacher he is based on, would have been dumped in a mass grave along with the other crucified folk. That's why the tomb was empty - he was never in it.

No he won't, he's dead.

Word

Aye, but which God is it?

Semi finals it is then. [emoji1787]

Aye, but which god? [emoji16]

Oh, he doesn't see himself as a victim, he's always the victor, it's just that it's everyone else who are the protagonists.

Our legal system isn't based on the only ones the bible actually calls the ten commandments. You know, the ones that include things like not boiling a kid in it's mother's milk. (Kid, as in baby goat, not human child, that is. [emoji16] )

Of course not, fairies live in the woods, everyone knows that. You're so silly, sometimes.

Always the same result when beetlejuice appears.

He can't seem to handle that it's really only BiEK that will engage with him for more than 3 posts. How come shull's back and our old pal Slartibartfast isn't? It's a disgrace, so it is.

As the old saying goes "accuracy is often mistaken for pedantry by the less intelligent". To be fair, it wasn't bok that first mentioned the term but I didn't want to get into a discussion with Beetlejuice.

Better developed people??? What the f**k does that mean? More knowledgeable - yes (but mainly because a relatively small amount of people have investigated, discovered and invented then disseminated that information to others in various ways), but better developed - no. I don't even know how you would begin to measure something like that.

Too much information ...

No bother, here to help.

That's easy for you to say.

That position isn't available on their website - it just might be, possibly, there's a slight chance that it actually is a scam. If I were you (and thank the big man I'm not) I'd take the chance and just send them all your details - don't forget to send your PIN, as they always seem to require that for some reason.

They spoiled it at the end by offering you a 2 yr old car. Tell them they will have to give you a 2021 Tesla and double the monthly salary - because you can't afford to take a pay cut.

You forgot "homophobic".

They're now talking about possibly vaccinating kids so maybe that's part of the reason.