I have a friend who has just bought a computer off this guy he met in a pub... Anyway, it turns out that all the softwear on it is pirate. The operating system, all the programs, everything...
This guy had been getting a message from Microsoft evert time the computer gets switched on or off, and popups during use informing him that "You may be a victem of softwear counterfeiting". Other than that, everything seems to be in order.
My friend is a good guy, a hardworking St Mirren fan, and dosn't fancy Bill Gates and his lawyer turning up at his front door.
Whats the Hampden...?