Sideshow

It would have been:- Kevin McDermott Orchestra - Mother Natures Kitchen. Kevin McDermott - Suffocation Blues.

Up next a self titled album by HIPSWAY.

A Walk Across The Rooftops - The Blue Nile.

At the moment :- GUN - Gallus THE WHO - Live at Leeds. Both on casssette.

Was a total intro but... ...Jimi Hentrix playing the Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock.

Old Jewish guy wins the lottery, when he goes to collect his cheque he says " Firstly, I would like to thank Mr Patel for selling me the winning ticket, secondly I would like to thank Camelot for this big cheque." he starts to roll up his right sleeve and says "Last of all I would like to thank Adolf Hitler for giving me the winning numbers."

Chelsea have brought out their own aftershave - "The Special One" by U Go Boss

Missus is watching Strictly Come Dancing and I wouldnae mind a shot of Letitia Dean. (I would like to see her dance partner try and lift her over his head. )

I'll throw two into the mix, if I can find a mixing bowl big enough. Michelle McManus & Miss Piggy.

The second one looks like Alison Moyet.

Had several of them tonight. Totally daeing ma heid in.

With teeth like that she could scrap the cheese off your kn*b.

Helen Mirren ( The Long Good Friday).

The Perfect Twosome.

Has Carol Vorderman lost her look's? I'm only asking as nobody has mentioned her (apart from me).

House Of Pain - Jump Around.

A Priest was baptisting followers in a river when a drunk comes by and falls into the river. The priest thinks heres a chance to change this drunks life, so he grabs him and puts him under the water then says "Have you found Jesus?", the drunk says "No!". A bit perturbed the priest puts him under again but a bit longer this time, after he pulls him out of the water he asks "Have you found Jesus?", the drunk says "No!". The priest is starting to get a bit pissed of and puts him under for one more time, he pulls him out of the water he asks "Have you found Jesus?" At which the drunk replies "No, are you sure he drowned here?"

American couple, English couple and a Scots couple on holiday. One morning their all sitting at the same table, the American guy says to his wife "Can you pass the honey, Honey". The English guy on hearing this decide that he wasn't going to be outdone by the Yank and said to his wife "Could you pass me the sugar, Sugar." The Scottish guy thought I'm not going to be outdone by they p**ft*rs and said to his wife "Pass me the milk, Cow."

Listening to Rab C. spouting his original Govan patter on Paramount Comedy 2 while on this website (Does this count???). Midnight Oil - Beds are Burning. I liked that one.

One of my favourites in the Vietnam collection - Hamburger Hill. Try 'The Hill' (b+w) about a British prison of war camp with Sean Connery or The Eagle has Landed starring Michael Caine. Talking about Michael Caine what about Zulu.

Andy Walker (for obvious reasons) Stuart (The Fake Saint) Cosgrove Gerry (The voice of a football) McNee Andy (I know everything about football) Gray AND Graeme (The Herald) Spiers.

Well done that man.

I got soaked today, so I put my trousers in the washing machine, started it up and then realised that I've just left £230 in the pocket. The missus left today for Amsterdam, she's coming back on Tuesday, I wonder if there will be a house left for her to come back to. .

Snow Patrol - Eyes Open Keane - Under The Iron Sea Keane - Hopes And Fears KT Tunstall - Eye To The Telescope Stereophonics - Language. Sex. Violence. Other?