saint in exile

1. Glengoyne - the only unpeated malt 2. Balvenie 3. Bruichladdich 4. Bunnahabhain 5. Black Bush - Sacrilege, I know, but it's magic!

So far this season, I've managed Blackpool away, Killie, Hibs, Sneckie and Well at LS, and Killie at Greenhill Road. OK the last game at LS and first game at GHR were pretty special but as for the others........! I go whenever I can, irrespective of the opposition or the occasion. The main considerations are time and money!

I wouldn't believe half of what that rag prints. Yesterday it had Mackay saying the deal wasn't about money. Today it's GMcP who's insisting the deal wasn't about money. The b*st*rds couldnae lie straight in bed. Harte's still a tosser, though.

A quote from Goal.com states that 'Paperwork between the player's agent and the club had been tied up, and all that remained to be completed was a medical, scheduled for this morning.' If that's the case I can't see a lot wrong with confirming it when asked by the media. Anyway, f*ck the little money-grabbing sh*te - I hope nobody signs him now.

If all this is actually true and he doesn't finally sign for us, the BoD should tell that pr*ck McKay to sling his hook and never set foot in our ground again. Gus should refuse to do business with him, even if he's touting Kaka for a tenner! C*nt that he is!

Given the noises he's been making about always wanting to play for those pr*cks, he might not want to get involved in a bit of argy-bargy with their players. Won't want to screw up whatever slim chance he thinks he has of ending up at Darkheid.

FFF T-shirt at the ready. Boarding pass printed. Hat and scarf in the bag. Cannae wait. Now just got to hope that Aer Fungus don't f*ck it up by being delayed. Come on ye Saints!!!!!!!

FFF Club Alert: Rangers game aff! 14th March!!!! Doesn't bother me - I'll be sunning myself down under at that time. Mibbe I'll be able to make the re-arranged game.

Just got home to find my T-shirt has been delivered at last. That's me sorted for Saturday. Come on ye Saints!

Where's my f*ckin t-shirt? Still no here yet. I know I'm in Ireland, but there is a postal service FFS!

You seen Dumfries Bud in a frock?

No T-shirt yet, but I've had an e-mail saying it has been dispatched. Waiting with baited breath!

Me and Dumfries Bud will be there on the 31st for the Killie game, suitably attired! That's as long as my T shirt arrives in time. F*ckin hope so, cos that'll probably be me until after the split, as I'm heading off to Oz for a wee holiday!

Aye, but you're no!!!!!

So what? I'm f*ckin minted, mate!

T Shirt ordered - hopefully have it in time for the Killie game!!!

You remember how some nightclubs used to do a 'grab a granny' night? Well in Dumfries it was taken as an order! It was either that or you had to make do with Dolly the Sheep - take your pick!

Just got my computer back so I'm only seeing this thread now. Get me signed up lads - I don't give a toss what number!!! Just proud to be a FFF FFS!

Very apt, in my opinion. Either that or the Benny Hill theme tune!

Um, did big Billy not score the winner against Falkirk?

Mehmet played a couple of good crosses into the box from the left touchline - pity he had to go out wide to look for the ball. Maybe he could have expected some of the others to at least get on the end of them? Give the guy a rest - he worked hard today and was certainly NOT to blame for the loss!