Bald Assassin

1. Graham Fenton (can't forgive him for not passing to the unmarked McGarry at C***ic Park and electing to take it himself, missing in the process - cost us a valuable point or 3...) 2. Derek Scrimgeour - heart-in-mouth time every time there was a cross ball 3. Moussa Dagnogo - remember him?? 4. Ronnie McQuilter - horrible yellow car 5. Billy Mehmet - very poor Can't pull the trigger on Jose - he was at least entertaining.

Diamond in Your Mind - Kronos Quartet and Tom Waits Brilliant http://www.myspace.com/kronosquartet

Chocolate Jesus - Tom Waits

Transmission - Joy Division

Don't you mean Mick Ronson? Surely ye dinnae think the Eno stuff was crap? Also "1.Outside" and "Heathen" are right up there with the best. Anyways, this week I have been mostly listening to... 1. Kid A - Radiohead 2. Takk... - Sigur Ros 3. Aladdin Sane - David Bowie 4. Richard D. James album - Aphex Twin 5. Funeral - Arcade Fire

If it's a dead guys concert, then I'd need to have the following on the bill: Jimi Hendrix Experience John Lee Hooker The Doors Nirvana The Beatles (playing the White Album live in its entirety) Joy Division The Clash I cannae think of any more the noo due to my brain being surrounded by thick snot. Still, it's not a bad bill for starters.

Aye, she was a right nice lookin wee burd!

Ye cannae beat Band Of Brothers. I know it features mostly Americans but the BBC had a hand in producing it. Top quality!

Cheers Stormtrooper. I have never sampled it, but the name of it alone is enough to make me want to buy it!

1. Easy Rider 2. Enter The Dragon 3. Lord of The Rings (all 3 of them!) 4. The Man Who Fell To Earth 5. Return Of The Jedi

Hampden lager.....where can I procure some of this fine ale?

I always reckoned Sinatra was no big deal. He just spoke, in a vaguely rhythmic fashion over some show tunes, and wouldn't have got so famous had it not been for his mob connections. Just my opinion, like!

Don't be like that, it was a good natured jibe! But, as I said...Ronan Keating?

OK, what do you folks think are the top 5 lagers available? Ales, heavies, stout etc. will not be accepted! 1. Stella Artois, for truly she is the queen of lagers, and gets ye mad wi it. 2. Kristoffel Blond 3. Rolling Rock 4. KEO (although I think you can only get this in Cyprus.) 5. Grolsch (but only on tap, it's rank out of a can or bottle.)

RONAN KEATING? Get a grip, dude!

1. No Quarter - Led Zeppelin, The Song Remains The Same 2. Always Crashing In The Same Car - David Bowie, Bowie at the Beeb 2000 3. Boys Don't Cry - Idlewild (Cure cover), bootleg on internet 4. Hafssol - Sigur Ros, bootleg on internet from 2002 5. Roadhouse Blues - The Doors, The Doors Soundtrack

Male: 1. David Bowie 2. Lou Reed 3. Ian Curtis (Joy Division) 4. Jonsi Birgisson (Sigur Ros) 5. John Lee Hooker Female: 1. Patti Smith 2. Debbie Harry 3. Bjork 4. Beth Orton 5. Nico

Ronno was amazing, but I think it's taking it too far to call the Rt Hon Mr Bowie Ronno's singer!

He does indeed know the French for va-va-voom, but if he told you, he'd have to kill you.

Ludo = Thierry Henry - he's even got the same accent!

Ozzy doesn't play the guitar, that was Tony Iommi. Who just misses out on my top 5. Anyways, my list: 1. Jimi Hendrix 2.Jimmy Page 3.Neil Young 4.Jonsi Birgisson (of Sigur Ros) 5.Mick Ronson (Bowie's guitarist, Ziggy-era) ROCK UND ROLL, JA?

1. David Bowie 2. Jimi Hendrix 3. Lou Reed 4. Jack Nicholson 5. Dave Grohl

By the way Bill, 'Richard the Third' is an absolute stoatir! Classic

I just started chortling when I read 'Captain's Log' on the list of forums..... I think I am a 5 year old trapped in the body of a 25 year-old

1. Greyfriars (as in Greyfriars Bobby.....Jobby) 2. Tom Kite 3. Gladys Knight 4. Log 5. Two Bobs