suedehead Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 (edited) This was edited by a burd. Edited October 13, 2005 by suedehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedehead Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Ah hate burds......(ah dont fancy guys tho!)..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Go and visit her at her work, pished out your skull, 7 hours before leaving her locked out of her manor............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedehead Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Go and visit her at her work, pished out your skull, 7 hours before leaving her locked out of her manor............... 199771[/snapback] Oh ya bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Have you tried not wiping your knob on the curtains ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedehead Posted October 13, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Curtains fixation alert!........(news 4 u guys, burds dont give a f**k about their curtains, ..better ways 2 annoy the cnuts!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 13, 2005 Report Share Posted October 13, 2005 Shag her Maw and her Granny at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 1. Take a turn lying in the wet patch 2. Only give her one black eye instead of the normal two 3. Don't force her head under the duvet when you do an eggy fart 4. Take the pubes out of the soap 5. Let her have the remote control when the adverts are on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Shag her Maw and her Granny at the same time 199837[/snapback] Have you got 2 knobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Do you know 2 knobs 199903[/snapback] Aye, You and Bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Aye, You and Bongo 199932[/snapback] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh,you're in BIG TROUBLE now I'm going to phone Bongo and tell him what you said. May be a good idea to head for Abaaaadeen NOW. BONGOS GONNAE GET YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh,you're in BIG TROUBLE now I'm going to phone Bongo and tell him what you said. May be a good idea to head for Abaaaadeen NOW. BONGOS GONNAE GET YOU 199953[/snapback] Shoppin big shyte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Shoppin big shyte 199956[/snapback] He'd have found out anyway,I'm just saving time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 He'd have found out anyway,I'm just saving time 199971[/snapback] Big clype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Shoppin big shyte 199956[/snapback] What's HSS shoppin for now? A fridge for the spare room...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 What's HSS shoppin for now?A fridge for the spare room...? 199987[/snapback] A fridge for the gairden hut when she throughs him oot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 1. Ask her how her day was (and pretend you’re interested in her answer). 2. Give her a massage (either feet or neck muscles) 3. Do or make something for her that involves a bit of extra effort, ie cook her something really nice 4. Buy her an unexpected gift for no reason whatsoever 5. Offer to give up a Friday night out with workmates/the lads so that you can spend time with her instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Alternatively 1. Stick to your promise that you won’t come in her mouth 2. Ask her what SHE would like YOU to dress up as 3. Offer to sleep in the wet patch 4. Eat her to orgasm 5. Don’t wipe your knob on the curtains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Have you tried not wiping your knob on the curtains ? 199797[/snapback] 1. Take a turn lying in the wet patch 199858[/snapback] Alternatively3. Offer to sleep in the wet patch 5. Don’t wipe your knob on the curtains. 200074[/snapback] Damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 14, 2005 Report Share Posted October 14, 2005 Alternatively1. Stick to your promise that you won’t come in her mouth 2. Ask her what SHE would like YOU to dress up as 3. Offer to sleep in the wet patch 4. Eat her to orgasm 5. Don’t wipe your knob on the curtains. 200074[/snapback] I dae aw that anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 Aye, You and Bongo 199932[/snapback] I'd punch you good looking, but you're only home 3 weeks at a time............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 I'd punch you good looking, but you're only home 3 weeks at a time............... 200292[/snapback] :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Joe Posted October 15, 2005 Report Share Posted October 15, 2005 (edited) Give her a back scuttle when she's doing the dishes Edited October 15, 2005 by Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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