ST SID Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 1. Jhimmy J*hnstone 2. Princess Di 3. The Queen Maw 4. George Best 5. Pope JP 2 2 for the price of one Top 5 favourite last words: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . ." Killed in battle during US Civil War. ~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864 "Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." ~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923 "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900 "Pardonnez-moi, monsieur." Said as she trod on the foot of her executioner ~~ Marie Antoinette d. 1793. "Friends applaud, the comedy is finished." ~~ Ludwig van Beethoven, composer, d. March 26, 1827 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 "Get it right up ye ya bastards" Wullie Leggatt, d. 2005. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 "Get it right up ye ya bastards" Wullie Leggatt, d. 2005. I was told last week that the other regular Record Hotline Saints fan, (something Berry from Gr**n*ck) had popped his clogs at the end of last year................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Anyone who is unfortunate enough to die in the street (murdered/RTA), the recent fad of floral tributes/fitba strips hanging on a fence is soooooooooo tacky....... Di....... The two wingers........... Any Pope........... Eddie Guerrero (the current use of his death as a wrassln storyline is quite frankly beyond belief, I hope his family are getting plenty filthy lucre).................. Part 2 How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden? ~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891 Let's cool it brothers . . . Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times. ~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966 I've never felt better. ~~ Douglas Fairbanks, Sr., actor, d. December 12, 1939 Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain? Minutes before her plane crashed. ~~ Jessica Dubroff, seven-year-old pilot, d. 1996 My God. What's happened? ~~ Diana (Spencer), Princess of Wales, d. August 31, 1997 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 John Lennon was another one - the slabbering never ends usually along the lines of "what wonderful music we have missed out on". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 (edited) The blonde that went on holiday at the tax payer's expense can never be outdone. That was just overwhelmingly over the top. Folk sitting greeting on busses and trains. I was suffering from severe withdrawal symptoms having come off the back of the usual Cowal Games Whisky Olympics and it just did my feckin' head in. Edited to say: Correct about the big-nosed, speccy Scouse git, Sid. “Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.†Terry Kath, guitarist with Chicago just as he accidentally killed himself with a gunshot wound to the head. Caft dunt. Edited March 22, 2006 by Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Part 2 of the above:- “f**ked up slightly, didn’t I Eva?†Oor Adolf - 1945 “f**k me! There’s millions of those non-righteous motherf**kers!†General George Armstrong Custer - 1876 “We can’t travel in that shit heap†Buddy Holly - 1959 “IYAH! IYAH! MA HEID†JFK - 1963 “Come oan, Da, gies a brek!†Jesus – AD 30 something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud the Baker Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Zombies/Vampires and any other creatures that reanimate themselves to feast on your blood, brains and assorted gooey bits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Zombies/Vampires and any other creatures that reanimate themselves to feast on your blood, brains and assorted gooey bits! ex-wives? People that are chucking it too slowly and write depressing journals in pish freebie magazines that come with crap Sunday papers like the Herald. Why bother every other f'k'r with their problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennant's Lager Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Eddie Guerrero (the current use of his death as a wrassln storyline is quite frankly beyond belief, I hope his family are getting plenty filthy lucre).................. Couldn't have said it better myself, Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Couldn't have said it better myself, Bill. Well at least give it a try, ya lazy bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Zombies/Vampires and any other creatures that reanimate themselves to feast on your blood, brains and assorted gooey bits! Quite agree, Bud. Why can't they just accept they're dead, be at peace and stop chasing after mortal humans trying to eat them or suck their flippin' blood? Accept, Dracky baby, yer a gonner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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