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[murray street]

55 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

 

It's not always good to keep your army habits when you go back to civvy street. Do you tell visitors that it's modern art?

I wasn't insinuating that they were actually your knickers, I was insinuating that he was returning Grandma Bigfoot's knickers to you as he originally got them from you and they were already covered in "honest, I blew my nose on them" stains when he got them.

 

nah no me chief, grandma bigfoot's the leader off of the crazy northbank agaro ladies section, so I wouldn't even touch her with yours.

 

next one? 

 

[murray street]

3 hours ago, Slartibartfast said:

 

But "sniffing" her knickers is fine? You're a strange chap.

 

sure chief anything you day chief, I'm

hanging on your every word, your pearls

of wisdom are fantastic.

 

next one?

 

I have a feeling you like the last word.

[shull]

Ping 

[murray street]

3 hours ago, shull said:

Ping 

Aye naw flip flop

[murray street]

Just now, Slartibartfast said:

 

As I said, you're a strange chap.

 

Try this new chippy in Paisley

 

 

next one?

[salmonbuddie]

Aye naw flip flop

Is that four posts?

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[murray street]

9 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

 

As I said, you're a strange chap.

 

 

Sure Chief Anything You Say Chief. Your Substantial Intellect Compels Me to Tell You To Go And Take A Flying FÜCK to yourself. 

 

Next One?

[murray street]

2 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

 

As I said, you're a strange chap.

 

And You're a fùckin strange Nob  So we'll leave it there eh sonny?

 

You always have the ignore button at your disposal, then if someone

is not going to agree with you or thinks you are a tadger then you

can put them on ignore, how's about it?

Edited July 22, 2016 by murray street

[murray street]

4 minutes ago, Slartibartfast said:

 

As I said, you're a strange chap.

 

okey dokey