Guest Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 The 1 rule is...NO novelty records because they appear aw cute an cuddly at the time but are all ultimately s***e... And so...my worst 5 records of all time are... 1-3 Mistletoe and Wine/Saviour's Day/Millennium Prayer by Cliff Richard...if you want to sing hymns, do it in church where I can't hear it ya god bothering cnut!!! 4. Lucky Stars by Dean Freedman...oh FFS, just listen to the lyrics 5. Classic by Adrian Gurvitz...he tries to rhyme "classic", "attic" and "addict"...AARRGGHH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 1. Candle in the Wind - Elton John 2. Rock the Casbah - The Clash 3. Teenage Kicks - Busted. (W@NKS) 4. Wannabe - The tasteless bints 5. We Are the World - USA for Africa (SICK B'ST'RT'S) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 Candle in the wind - Elton John Light my fire - wee w**k from pop idol We are family - sister sledge dancing queen - abba the final countdown - europe. all cack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted March 13, 2004 Report Share Posted March 13, 2004 Worst records:- 1. Davie Hay at Love St 1991-1992 2. Saints recent record against Caley (discounting the Scottish Cup game) 3. Brian McClair's strike record for Scotland 4. Saints present record of three games without a goal. 4. Old Firm's record in Europe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon templar Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 1. Robson & Jerome - I Believe 2. Spice Girls - Wannabe 3. INXS - Need You Tonight 4. Wham! - Club Tropicana 5. The Beatles - Yellow Submarine Total bollocks each and every one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 1. Robson & Jerome - I Believe Spot on - that was a terrible record. Almost as bad was R Kelly's I believe (I can fly) must be something in the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFCinthearea Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder B*Witched - C'est la vie The Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song Travis - Sing The Firm - Star Trekkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon templar Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 Or what about... Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love Kylie Minogue - Locomotion Robbie Williams - Rock DJ UB40 - Kingston Town Again, complete and utter pish every one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothesay Saint Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney and Stevie WonderB*Witched - C'est la vie The Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song Travis - Sing The Firm - Star Trekkin Two novelty records and two fine singles in that top five. I haven't even heard of the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny P Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA Was it not called Born in Paisley? Or did i miss hear it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon templar Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 Or... What about... Runrig - Loch Lomond The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) at least I think that's what it's called Fairground Attraction - Perfect Lulu - Shout! and The Proclaimers again - I'm On My Way How's that for 5 totally s***e songs. And all of them by Scots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whosyirdaddy Posted March 14, 2004 Report Share Posted March 14, 2004 Sorry to interupt your thread girls but Raymond Duffin is so slick, this guy is already a big hit with revellers in the Paisley area who flock to his gigs each weekend in the heart of the town. A real surprise find for the judges in search for a star, we plucked Raymond from the dizzy heights of Spateston and gave him his go on the radio, and we are glad we did! An instant with the listeners, and his dad is an ice cream man, but did our local pub Dj get you in a spin, if so Vote Raymond. Text Q96VOTE Raymond to 8181 Phone 09011 191 963 and say 'Raymond Duffin' So click HERE and vote only a few hours to go of search for a star P.S.- The dude above me would love Russell's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 Born In The USA is a fine song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houston_bud Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 1. the cheeky girls 2. anything by cliff richard 3. wannabe - spice girls 4. my heart will go on - celine dion 5. spirit in the sky - gareth gates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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