Thorizaar

Long, thin, chewy, chocolatey sticks. The sweet worlds most closest resemblance to a jobby. You'd love them. 1. Wham Bars. (never perfect, either so chewy it ripped your fillings out or so hard it cut your gums!) 2. Jaw Breakers. 3. Coca Cola Roller Balls. 4. Daredevils. (not only bad for teeth but bad for whole mouth when at the hot bits!) 5. Black Jacks.

I prefer the new ones that are out. They look like liquorice allsorts but are all fruit flavoured.

Care to explain why calling a lesbian a carpet muncher is acceptable despite it clearly being a derogatory term when you have raged elsewhere at the use of the word poof? You also don't seem to have attacked those in this thread using phrases like shirt-lifter or chutney ferret!!

I'm only quoting the dictionary Bill and you can't argue with that!! Unless you're intolerant of dictionaries too?

And again Who's the bloke strumming lovingly on his obviously male guitar?

Who's the bloke strumming lovingly on his obviously male guitar?

By definition, does not tolerating a bigot not make you a bigot too? "Bigot: person intolerant or not receptive to ideas of other"

1. Excessive heating - whether it be on a bus, train, in the workplace or in someone elses house, why do people insist on cranking up the heating to make it hotter than it is on the hottest summer day? 2. Waking up 5 minutes before the alarm is due to go off. 3. Falling asleep on a Sunday afternoon for 2 hours then being unable to sleep at night and being shattered on Monday because of it. 4. Rancid curries from normally fantastic places. Tandoori Express in this case. A tub with 3/4 curry sauce and 1/4 oil. Urgh!! 5. Wasps in October.

Probably because Orwell's nightmare vision of the future was the inspiration to the future itself. It's all Orwell's fault!!

Are these official club merchadise? If not, then I expect Mr Adidas might be in a bit of trouble for nicking the club logo!

Metallica would be high up on such a list too.

1. People who have kids then whinge and moan about not having enough money to go out. 2. People with no kids who buy 3 or 4 bedroom houses they can barely afford then whinge and moan about not having enough money to go out. 3. Idiots who go up to girls in the street during the day and begin with "awrite doll" then try and chat them up with more idiotic drivel. 4. Girls who fall for guys like that! 5. People that cause me to get annoyed!!

The Exploited are still going too. Not original line up of course but Wattie is still doing it to this day.

Saints fans get allocated about half the main stand up there so if you want a roof over your head why don't you go in there?

1. Taake - "Nattestid" 2. Krieg - "The Church" 3. Blut Aus Nord - "The Mystical Beast Of Rebellion" 4. Horna - "Envaatnags Eflos Solf Eskataavne" 5. In The Woods... - "Three Times Seven On A Pilgrimage"

Another important point about these signings is that other than Hamilton, no other 1st Division club made any signings yesterday!

Brilliant signings in my book and quite a big rush of excitement when I read the email with the news. In relation to these signings though, I think we can safely say there will be no more places on the bench for the likes of Baird or McKenna in the near future

1. Rhapsody - Symphony Of Enchanted Lands 2. Rhapsody - Symphony Of Enchanted Lands Part II - The Dark Secret 3. Carcass - Symphonies Of Sickenss 4. Megadeth - Symphony Of Destruction 5. Therion - Symphoni Drakonis Inferni

I'm sure I remember him being brilliant in a midweek match up at Starks Park. Maybe my memory is jaded but certain he was great that night. Think we beat them and it was not long after their League Cup win. Handful of Saints fans there that night in the wee corner of the main stand.

I'm not sure if you meant pie rather than pastie but they were handing out free bean and sausage scotch pies in Paisley a few weeks ago. Maybe they have pastie equivalents down south. Anyway, it was 8:30am when I was offered one and I didn't take the plunge as it just didn't seem right at the time! I have since seen chicken curry scotch pies which is an even worse prospect I think!!!

Yep, it would seem that one of the big selling points and advantages of an ipod is that it doesn't jump when you're jogging!!!! How, er, useful!!!!

Not in the slightest, I find it great. I've got no reason whatsover to have any of the things I listed.

1. A PC at home. 2. Sky or any form of satellite or cable TV. 3. A mobile phone with a camera on it. 4. A microwave. 5. Any fancy yet utterly pointless ornamental item for the house: vases, bowls, plants etc!

1. Clive Woodward - just when you thought people couldn't get anymore arrogant..... 2. Geoffrey Boycott. 3. Barry Davies - always arrogant and then "retires" from football commentating because he wasn't getting enough "big" games!! Also manages to make watching women's tennis even worse than it actually is!! 4. Shane Ritchie - just has that typical celebrity "I'm great" personna about him more than anyone else. 5. Jack McConnell - yep, not English but more than deserves an honourary nomination just because we'd all be putting him at number 1 if the drivel that came out his mouth was about England!!

Isn't this the one that isn't Indian in the slightest?