East Lothian Saint

Master Oaky, head teacher and big brain of the forum. I was preparing my Cup final garb. When I suddenly thought of Stephen Hawking who theorised about many things and his thoughts on whether or not there had been a big bang singularity led him to state That "Black holes ain't so Black". (A brief History of time (1988) Bantam press) Do you think this was a truly outstanding scientific thought or do you think he was just being politically correct? If black holes ain't just black They must be Black and White (army) COYS

Some say Guff is a pseudo Science. with no value in it's appliance. But when Life gets Dull Like Oaksoft and Shull I just Guff away in Defiance. I fought the law

Post Number That must be worth a laugh

To be fair. I'm not really sure he was a real scientist. I suspect he may have been a Red Wine Salesman. Lies, damn Lies and statistics.

Guy goes to the doctors with a steering wheel stuck on his manhood.Doctor says ''is that painful'' ?Guys says ...''aye, it's driving me nuts''

How about Gus MacPherson as the next Scotland Manager? I would have thought TC might have started that thread by now. Oh Flower of Scotland

Shull will; be on his soap box any minute. I want a ticket

Fergie and Rudolph the red nose Reindeer

I think he's saying he was an evil basket who was hard as nails and who was up for and well able to persuade those who were reluctant to go down the peace path to follow his lead.

I see you went for a slash, Twice, when typing this. You must have been desperate.

If he worked for the cooncil the answer would be the broom cupboard but over worked and cooncil don't really compute. Nah Canne think where, so Stick yir question where the sun don't shine. Council Shop Steward.

As you rightly say "Science cannot "prove" statements" So I'll skip Google scholar. I heard today from a scientist that drinking a glass of red wine every night before bed prevents heart disease. Now there's an experiment worth participating in. Get a big Glass Drink Red Wine ignore the headache.

Any cup. Even a Mickey Mouse cup which I will re-brand the super dooper cup as soon as we win it. We're Gonnae win the cup

You're the big Albert Fan what were his views on St Mirren's chances of winning the cup. I theorise JR is the right man for the job

I accept the invite. It might be fun to be educated. The primary properties of visible light are intensity, propagation direction, frequency or wavelength spectrum, and polarisation, while its speed in a vacuum, 299,792,458 metres per second, is one of the fundamental constants of nature. Over to you I Theorise St Mirren might win the cup

Was watching Sky news. They were showing photo's of victims and explaining why they were justified in doing so before the victims relatives even knew they were involved. Ok It's news but I'd hate to switch on the TV and see someone I knew lying there and that was the first I knew about it. Every plan the security services had was also being explained. All those people trapped on the London Eye. All those people locked in Parliament. Explanations why Police Cordons keep the public in certain places. Every Terrorist on the planet could easily plan their next attack and where all their secondary bombs would create the most carnage based purely on the sky News broadcasts. Seems we make it too easy for these nutters and hamper the security services at every turn but I suppose that's the price you pay for living in a democracy. Still think sky should have held back the victims photo's till their relatives knew though. The photo of the guy who jumped or was knocked off the bridge to get out the road of the car, looked like he was dead. Not nice for relatives and friends. Don't see how Sky can justify that.

True but you did say "I ain't from Paisley" You two Ganking me That's no cricket

Feck. Shull Out thunk me. Too Slow Why?

Why?

Why? Why? Why?...................................... So we can put you in it! DOH!

That's what I'm asking. With no ties to Paisley and still supporting saints you should get either a medal or Counselling. Selling tickets for award ceremony at Dykebar

Well done Mr Doakes. What time does the show start. A fair few of the singing section are usually in the pub till close to kick off. Hope you've factored that in. want to be a Flag waving Saints fan

I am......Had no choice in the matter. I use this as my excuse for supporting the Buds but back in the day when having a wee drink with your pals before the game was the in thing, I sort of got hooked. (on St Mirren adventures not drink) Feckin Hell. Sober and an Alien WHY?????????????? Shull needs counsellin.

But were they sober?????