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Don't know how to reply to that [emoji23]

You object to be calling a Taxi Driver, but fine with walloper. [emoji6]

Fcuk that, my next planned day off is 25th July. I'll be OT oot my mind by then. [emoji23]

We know, brilliant ain't it. [emoji23]

Im guessing that Phase 2 will be 2/3 weeks.

Not sure how to take that comment, are you unaware that most Bowling Clubs are Limited Companies. [emoji6]

I believe an actual meeting is planned for the future. With all the questions raised by the members published with answers.

What one [emoji14]

This image seems to sum my joke up and your reply up.[emoji23]

I hope if they have doctorates that they are medical. [emoji6]

Just curious, how far would you have to travel? [emoji6]

When would be the right time to confess that I've never had a season ticket. [emoji23]

What specific NHS treatments have been denied? FFS what was I thinking, he doesn't answer questions. [emoji848]

Yeah, who cares about anyone that's not white getting raped. I really hope there's nobody other than you and her that think that. More I think about it, it's sickening that there's even one who thinks that's acceptable.

FFS shull, do you go out your way to find racist posts?

I need not add anything to that.

I'm half way through my first Sunday shift in over 15 years. Let me have a wee bit of fun. [emoji24]

I thought every actor was pretending to be someone [emoji6]

Ahhh, that's the name I was thinking off along with Peter Sellers. Wasn't there also a female?

The SPFL would probably not make a decision on an imaginary league. [emoji14]

I was so looking forward to hearing in 3 weeks and 6 days, la temperatura aquí en málaga es de 30 grados centígrados [emoji24]

I said the same thing the other week when I over indulged. [emoji23]

Just remember what one of us had family members screwing the NHS out of money and did nothing about it. PS, it wasn't me. So Andy, you going to get this post deleted and/or grass me to your pal.

A No 10 spokesman said: "At no stage was he or his family spoken to by the police about this matter, as is being reported. Police said they attended a property in County Durham, after the Guardian and the Daily Mirror newspapers first reported Mr Cummings had been seen near his parents' home in early April. So the Police attended and didn't speak to anyone, [emoji23]

Obviously still drunk from it's imaginary engagement party. [emoji23]