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No shit sherlock. [emoji1787]

What's with the cryptic clue?

I'm sure there's a better poll, with the results just getting finalised this now. That I'd be more inclined like most to think is a truer reflection on independence. [emoji1022]󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ETA. Just noticed this was about having a vote tomorrow. Nobody I know of is saying have one tomorrow. [emoji1787]

Yeah, thichasfcuk as in someone once posting about someone else's intelligence and writing how THICH they were. Having a good memory. You missed out big in my description, but can't disagree with the spelling or grammar. Hopefully we will both have an excellent weekend. [emoji835][emoji836][emoji837]

Irony or thichasfcuk is questioning someone's intelligence, with a spelling/grammar mistake. [emoji1787]

Oi, stop calling my stalker names. It's got feelings. [emoji3064]

An Ice Cap. [emoji1787]

What do penguins like to wear on their head?

Deaths UK ........127,759 Australia .....910 New Zealand 26 I think I could live with these restrictions for a few days to have the number of folk dying so low.

I was referring to cats above before any solicitors, estate agents etc get worried I've got a large enough microwave to fit them in. [emoji848]

I found out when I was in my late 20's I was allergic to the wee bstards. I found out the owners can get a tad upset when you joke about how tasty they are if cooked correctly. Remember if cooking one in a microwave, stab the wee bstard a couple of times or they explode and make a hell of a mess. [emoji1787]

So want one. [emoji16] I'm not even kidding. [emoji23]

Pfft, I heard it from a guy who over heard it from another guy in the pub. [emoji2958]

Frozen [emoji23]

What's a penguin's favourite film?

I was just glad it wasn't cold when you were checking me out. [emoji44]

Biggest chipolata oot.[emoji894] It's 12" long, but I don't use it as a rule. [emoji14]

The best way I could describe some lady caves, It would be like throwing a chipolata into the clyde tunnel. [emoji23]

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Yeah, cause a midfielder that doesn't score more than 5 goals a season would never have a higher value than £250,000. [emoji1787] https://www.premierleague.com/players/51423/John-McGinn/overview

Just walked by one getting erected on the other side of the building. I'd post a picture but was struggling to make it home before the rain would have been the least of my problems of getting soaked. [emoji44]

So who else is on the 49-59 potential target list? [emoji848]

Or pay for SMTV instead of watching it on Hesgoals. [emoji848]

No, just one foot. [emoji14]