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It actually went wrong because Clarke never had you, me and the Biscuit Muncher in the team. That way nobody would feel deflated as there would have been absolutely no expectation of qualification.

Just looked at this on my phone, now I know why you said that. Shows ok on the laptop. [emoji1787]

Fuxake, you've been right all along, they are all clueless.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Sorry, switched off again. [emoji1787]

According to the STV caption, John McGinn is the West Ham United manager. [emoji1787]

Sorry, what did you say? I switched off reading that.

It's OK, we'll probably draw tonight and none of it will matter.

If we win tonight and finish 2nd in the group, we would play second in Group E. If we finish 3rd, it goes like this (with the most likely, IMO, being the red one) - Round of 16 Pairings 3rd-Place Teams vs. B1 vs. C1 vs. E1 vs. F1 A, B, C, D A3 D3 B3 C3 A, B, C, E A3 E3 B3 C3 A, B, C, F A3 F3 B3 C3 A, B, D, E D3 E3 A3 B3 A, B, D, F D3 F3 A3 B3 A, B, E, F E3 F3 B3 A3 A, C, D, E E3 D3 C3 A3 A, C, D, F F3 D3 C3 A3 A, C, E, F E3 F3 C3 A3 A, D, E, F E3 F3 D3 A3 B, C, D, E E3 D3 B3 C3 B, C, D, F F3 D3 C3 B3 B, C, E, F F3 E3 C3 B3 B, D, E, F F3 E3 D3 B3 C, D, E, F F3 E3 D3 C3 Switzerland (from Group A) are already through, so it can't be any of those below the red one so I've "muted" those options, plus the ones that don't include our group. So 2 chances of playing Belgium, 3 chances of playing The Netherlands and 1 chance of playing the Group E winners (which would be my preference if we finish 3rd). No chance of us playing France, Germany or Portugal. So, essentially, one of Belgium, Netherlands, Poland, Slovakia, Spain or Sweden. But, as Finland are bottom of the 3rd place finishers at the moment, the chances are that they won't qualify so, if they don't, it definitely won't be Belgium. Hope we don't f**k it up now.

Nope, I just stuck my oar in when others brought it up.

Nah, still don't care.

I don't care enough about who it is to go to all that trouble and effort - too much like hard work for my liking.

Aye, ah wisnae worried. [emoji12] So a win tomorrow takes us through, same for Croatia. Should make for a good game.

Russia pull one back from penalty. It's all going wrong in the last couple of minutes. [emoji1787]

Disallowed.

Yep, looking good. After this, we'll probably f**k it up tomorrow. [emoji1787]

A Russia-Denmark draw would suffice too. So all looking good atcthe moment with Denmark 1 up. Would be happier if Belgium would take the lead though.

First part done. Belgium or Denmark to win now and we will know that a win tomorrow would definitely see us through.

A win for either Ukraine or Austria and a win for either Belgium or Denmark would guarantee that we would go through if we beat Croatia. Of course it would also guarantee that Croatia would go through if they beat us.

And don't forget a sell on clause please Villa. A %age of a %age of a %age will come in handy when he (mibbe) goes to Barcelona for £120m later on.

I didn't want to be cheeky.

Is this your excuse for having two heads?

Rent boy training session?

Aye, but he just said data protection laws not data protection act. [emoji12]

What do you think the DP in GDPR stands for?