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I have a medical reason to consume copious amounts of alcohol and that alcohol makes me a nutter. Just checking, erm, greed is a medical condition, isn't it?

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Ad infinitum et ultra.

*You're Does that get me on it? [emoji1787]

Am I one of them? [emoji106]

A sporting arbitrator in the US has ruled that Fury must face Wilder again before Joshua.

Just send them the bill for their treatment if they are infected after refusing (on non-health grounds) to have the vaccination. In a similar way to freedom of speech, having the right to choose does not mean you are immune from the consequences of your choices.

It could come down to a final day shootout between Chelsea and Spurs.

Nope, but you might see a dancer.

Maybe we need a poll. [emoji1787]

Why would she have rusty knitting needles? Has she been knitting chainmail for your Agincourt reenactments? Edit: Did she give you them and say "Saves me from doing it in your sleep."?

I give you permission to speak for me on this. [emoji16]

Far too much quoting of Beetlejuice for my liking.

Just switch Bluetooth off on the laptop then Bill's implants can't connect.

Eh? [emoji16]

Sorry, can you say that again?

It's no wonder that I never know what I'm thinking, I don't understand swahili.

Yep, I didn't realise that my thoughts had a squeaky voice and were in Swahili.

Just got my Bluetooth injection to go with the original microchip injection. Everything working fine. Could hear my thoughts out of the car stereo once I got it connected.

Absolutely nothing wrong with my spelling. It's what he said. [emoji14]

I love reusable posts.

Yep. [emoji1787] Though the big question is: What were you tying above?

Diabetic auld bassa, thank you very much.

You're ...

I like to see how far people will go, tying themselves in knots, squirming, trying to change the point of argument and basically lying rather than admit they have made a simple mistake. Yes, I'm easily amused.

Yer no opinionated, but ye ur a khunt. [emoji14]