Miss Saint

You wid, Mr Bawbag.

Sir Bawbag after the latest honour I received.

Only a Sir, I'm Lord Bawbag.

Oh I will, I'm all excited already! Hope you a great one :-)

I will always look out for your recommendations, Miss Saint! Can I buy you and your "lesser half" a drink sometime?!

anytime! nae lesser half tho - had one of them dont wnat another!

ooft hobbits, hobbiteses, hedgehogs noo tinkerbells i cannae keepup!

Aye where the f**k did hedgehogs come fae?

the best bit of an otherwise dull Hobbit film perhaps?

My cups are all regular size. I bought them in the Lakeland shop.

I didn't know they sold THAT kind of thing. .

Dishwasher and Microwave safe Cups. Ye cannae beat 'em!

Alky. ;)

You are making me paranoid with that kind of remark. .

not nowadays faraway. SNL - why?

You are probably right . I might stop being paranoid. I have locked all the doors but I have heard of certain individuals coming down the chimney. .

Plural? Oh goody, 2 santas = double presents.

Naw wan santa n buddy the elf.

You need to believe, Miss Saint. Concentrate and close your mind off from cynicism. Look beyond what is in front of you and they will come. If you're a nice person they will bring whisky!

I'm daft - but yu sir are barking!

That's the nicest thing someone has said to me this year!!!! Many thanks! :-)

Sorry, Miss! I got the wrong end of the stick! :-S!

You Paisley burds ur awe the same!!

no the same as your toon's burds - I have never been pantless with my brother! ;-)

I WON it did involve having to use my work stanely knife which I had mistakenly came home eith in my pocket one night!!! But I won, hail the victor!

hail the jack as well

hope that washing machine learned it's lesson, else it will get the malky again

the jack? Jack d? always!

nah Jack Ross is still the man! nae need for sauce he is just fine the way he is!

Somner9...you do have some strange thoughts at times!

. .the promise of success in the League Cup . .mmmmmmmmm. .

Lochanora is lovely could fair go one the noo!

I've got Mulled Wine on the go the noo, Miss Saint! Pure heaven!

I had one wee Nordic berries last night that was it and got another bottle ordered :-)

I did sit up the back yes, magic bottles - nope never did just always waited til the pub :-)

You must be a real Paisley Lass then - genuine class.

just never saw the need for a drink on the bus. Class - yip thats me haha

Ask her to fix yir gas fire.

No it can't . Well , not for a wee while yet ,MS. .

No it can't . Well , not for a wee while yet ,MS. .

you ok there haha

Did ye get some ?

naw! 3hrs a night im surviving on! wanna big loooong sleep!

Can you be a wee bit more specific , Sharon. .

I never got one.

no no no specifics...

indeed! 3 points would help!

Anything less it wont be that happy

3 points??? feck didn't even manage 3 minutes of guid fitba - shocker of a performance!

ok here's to a Happy Saturday too and god damn it let's be greedy Happy Sunday!!!

Greedy girl. ;)

Greed is what made America great. Then they all got fat.

Ye spangled ?

Not spangled just a spangle!

Indeed you are Miss.

Hive ye seen the size o her bilk!

Naw, post a photo.

whit?