Sigh! OK I'll have a wee go.
Let me make this as abundantly clear as I possibly can.
It's an utter irrelevance to Scotland who gets into power at Westminster because we'll get whoever England wants regardless.
It is our sole duty as voters therefore to vote for the party we think is most likely to fight for Scotland.
Now if you are suggesting, and I think you are, that the parties who are best at fighting for Scotland are either Labour or Tories then I have to throw back my head in a theatrical pose and do the following........