Dirty Sanchez

Turning the screw. Cooke and Djorkaef both close. We can still do this.

Two efforts on goal sensation.

Hopefully the penalties will be down this end. That hill in the goalmouth might stop some of them though.

In an exciting development, it turns out that we will go top of the group with a win over Albion Rovers, due to Dunfermline not having a game that night.

Please see the next post where I laughed at the notion that we'll finish top, even though it's still possible. Not sure if your post is strangely passive agressive. Up ye, if it is. Have a nice evening, if it isn't.

We're not out. Yet.

Should have added:

Can still finish top of the group.

Two clean sheets on the bounce.

Can't be long before they're back where they belong. Older viewers will recall the non financiallly doped version of Killie bumming around the diddy leagues for years, playing in front of one man and his dog, and being hit for six, seven and even eight a couple of times when they were in top league, and that was without a dominant old firm to carry out the thrashings.

Someone is going to need to change this back.

Wee prick should have been off for a 2nd yellow.

See, I warned you about No 2.

No 2 is a wee, oddball niggling bastard. Textbook wee man syndrome.

To compound matters the guy in front if me is f**king houfing. I'm moving at half time.

Pedestrian and powderpuff so far. There may be some other appropriate P words.

Jesus Christ, I thought we were getting a feel good story there. The summer of womens' teams has been as bad for your mental health as watching the men's team. They actually looked a half decent side with some tidy players, if a bit lightweight going forward.

Mateo Muzek in Georgia tonight for a Champions League qualifier. 0-3 down from their home leg, his team then went 3-0 up after 11 minutes of the away leg. Then lost a goal and had a man sent off. Only got one round further than Saints.

I managed to fit in a mention of Stubbs as well.

FFS, just looking at how his current team finished last season. They had a Ham**rby style shit show in the promotion play-off final. 0-0 in the away leg. 0-2 down at home. Went 3-2 up. About to lose on away goals at 3-3. Score in the 89th minute to go 4-3 up, with promotion beckoning. Shipped two goals in stoppage time to lose 4-5, the 2nd of which was scored by none other than Mario Bilate, whom Stubbs took to Spain with us last season! FFS.

KLM from Amsterdam due in to Paisley at 9.45PM tonight. Did that guy with the Indian headdress and the scarves tied to his wrists not used to work at the airport? Get him down to arrivals in full regalia as a welcoming committee.

If you translate the replies to that tweet, the next guy says, "Prefers to go to another country", and the one after that says "Will go tonight".

Could do with sorting the goal difference, at least, which is in danger of putting us out even with three wins.

It's the lack of intensity that's unforgivable. I'd be pretty surprised if this Dunfermline team has any more talent than us, but it hasn't stopped them looking streets ahead.