An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board,
but unfortunately only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died".
So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the former
President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman in
the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future President."
She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics.
And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history
of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die."
So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten year
old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good
person and a priest. I will give you the last parachute".
The boy replies "No problem your holy popeness, there is also a parachute
for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."