The Sandman

Is Paddys the New New Fergus..................?

A true statement that excludes him from Part Time Fanny status regarding match attendance.................... Outwith that genre, the words fanny and Grieg are synonymous.....................

The link I posted had the price of a single custom shirt at £11 each, a lot less than you've paid................... No wonder you stupid bastards can't get to games, as you spend over the odds to get shirts made to explain your non attendance...............

Fuxxaxe, over £20 for a t-shirt, you PTFs are barking.............. This mob made my NORTHBANK AGGRO shirts for less than half that (bulk order) and you don't need to go through eBay..................... click, you've plenty time on a Saturday...........

CLICKETH................

President, the use of FUD in the title swayed it..........................

Weller, Richard Jobson, Ph*l C*ll*ns, St*ng, most of the above, the list is endless, unless they'd ever been in the Clash, Sex Pistols, The Beat, Hanoi Rocks, Rush, Big Audio Dynamite, Rush, Green Day, The Happy Mondays, The Ramones, Cockney Rejects, Mott the Hoople, BeBop Deluxe, The Spiders from Mars or Mud..........................

There's only one decent film with reverse toilet flushing in it and that's Romper Stomper.................................

Rudeboy......... Walker........ Countryman.......... Dance Crazy............. So I Married an Axe Murderer................

Ongoing festive tradition............... Shull's annual 'Santa's died' rumour.....................

Anyone use the above combination and if so, what sites do they recommend for game downloads.....................

Jim Mowatt??????????????????????????????????? John Mowat Billy Stark Ian Lister Dougie Somner The Yardmeister.............................

Public Image Ltd: Swan Lake and Warrior................................ Lydon at his fúcking best..............................

My mate asked last night why the volume blasted a tad when Hollz is on screen................ Simple answer, she's one of the females of the species.............................

Indeed, in fact he might be a triplet.......................

Tom's boss at Royal Mail in Remoland, a Blue Bigot, has the surname Wood and his offspring bears the handle, Holly................ Braindead fúcker......................

FAO Shull, having had a few free ales yesterday, my copy of the DVD paid for itself...................

Sober, just a bit peturbed after having had a man (Mike the Mike) stick his hands up the inside of my shirt............. As for NSS almost bursting into tears, rumour has it it's not the first time he's been filmed while wearing nipple clamps.................

How long's the bloopers reel.......................?

Paisley's finest ever musical mob, who were strangely, a bud, a jambo, a thistlite and a pair of bigots, one from each side, The Close Lobsters................. Skyscrapers of St Mirin.............................

I think your mirror needs a service..................... Here's a doppleganger of you.................

The Clash: Live at Shea Stadium................. The Clash: From Here to Eternity................. Cockney Rejects: Greatest Hits Vol 1............ Big Audio Dynamite 2: Kool Aid............. Mott the Hoople: Mott............................

Oh look there's St Sid/Jerry Sidowitz, you should have seen how well he cleaned up the toilet on our bus after doing a crap the size of Europe.................... HSS: 'Oh look there's St Sid/Jerry Sidowitz, he gave me a fantastic tip after I took him home in my taxi............... Pie stall girl: 'I haven't seen that fat bastard that buys 42 pies every game today'.............. Pie stall girl 2: 'There he's there, is he losing weight.................?' Pie stall girl 1: 'Looks like it and hasn't he a magnificent head of hair...............?

There's a mob called Rareretrosoccer selling 'St Mirren' tops on eBay................. Avoid, the shirts are spit through grade and the badges are printed material sewn on very badly..................

I just saw Campbell Kennedy, it's put me in the notion to buy a blazer........... Did you see that babe of a female steward...............? That wee first aid guy, at the back of the Northbank, used to be the most popular bus conductor in Paisley.................. I glad I waited to use the crapper at the ground, it was a delight........ I'm going for a pint with my mate Buddavid..........................