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This arsehole stole a wage from Cappielow for the best part of a season!! D'ya think we could claim it back?? Sensible answers only please!! Just glad his wee mate Riordan didn't take up our offer too!! (actually he just never turned up when supposed to)!!

TBH I wouldn't normally bother with this shit, but, as has been said, straws and clutching!! Fingers oot, Ayr, shite...Dumbarton, lucky...Raith, canny buy a win!!! Still in yer ain hands!! Otherwise..

Look on the bright side guys, you're gonna be odds on to come straight back up!!

Shankland signed for Morton this afternoon!

Morton wanted to keep him, he refused a new contract!

I don't even visit the Morton page anymore, full of self obsessed wankers who I would not tire of battering f**k out of!!!

Touche!!

Not gonna pretend I ain't getting a little enjoyment from this!! I reckon you will stay up though!! Just for the record, when was the last time St Mirren were above Morton in the league?

A very big well done to St Mirren on this one!!

You do realise if this had been an OF site, you would've threatened to murder me whilst I would be making dubious comments about your involvement with children!! Kudos to you sir!!

Oh well, as you insist.....Yaaaassssssssssssssssssss!! Not overdue or anything! ;)

but thank f*ck for that!!! Hopefully our turn for a wee run now!! (If you're lot can stay up) ;)

Rather you than us!!

Thank feck for the re-draw, we coulda got a couple of dodgy ties there!!

Big blouse!!

Happy New Year guys!

Yeez will remember this one, for all the wrong reasons!! 4-0 Ton!! McManus hat trick with samuel scoring first!!

Honestly, and don't take this the wrong way, if we don't absolutely cuff youz next week we should chuck it!!!

I'll let you know now.....Feck off

Awww shucks!

to all you guys here on B&W Army. Hope you all have a great day tomorrow and a very (but not too ) prosperous New Year!

In fairness my original post was tongue in cheek, but my second post was actually pretty accurate IMHO!