dave.j

No, nothing, no lane markings, kerbs, hee haw. Just basically leaving it to trust and common sense.

Cork soaker

Furgin bastich

Is High Street going to be one way only?

Sorry mate, I don't understand. So... You can't come up St Mirren Brae and turn left onto high street. You can't go straight ahead from Gauze Street into High Street. But you will now be able to go up Gilmour Street or Moss Street and turn right onto High Street? I take it when you say the north end of town, you mean, New Sneddon Street? So, can you now go up St Mirren Brae and over onto Gilmour Street removing the need to turn down Gauze Street onto Lawn Street, to get to the one way system? Will the likes of the 9 or 38 bus be able to go straight through onto High Street, eliminating the need for them to go round the long way St Mirren Street and up New Street?

Think I'm having a sausage supper for dinner. Ahead of a game of 7s. Abusing my body!

He already has, by phone, keep up!

Notice, that signs been taken down. Replaced with a Celtic one.

Was really disappointed with Sandro's chips. Floppy, lifeless and greasy. Later after I'd cut the grass, big Willie Mathieson pops by and let's me try the chips out Babylon. Outstanding!

Has the club stated the money will go into the playing budget?

How come you aren't directly answering the quote, is it because you're full of shite?

And it would seem, despite my request, neither is wee Gary.

Your season ticket sales have increased on last year.

What sort of cash? That's twice on the thread you've inferred you know the figure. Spill the beans, help people understand.

Trolling, surely!

Yeah, changed between him and Thomas Riley in the red n blue top. Also when you log in and get a wee strip logo at the top, it's the season before lasts. the Blacks of Greenock top.

Happy birthday bud, hope it's a good one.

You aren't questioning if there is a gravy train or not. You are questioning whether more people will join a gravy train, you believe to be already in existence. So, when push comes to shove, you are a shite troll with a really poor understanding of the English language. By the way, how come I didn't hear about the chocolate dib dabs getting dished out? Was the queue as long as the queue for second rate ice cream at the Barshaw Park Gala Day, today?

Sandro's it is. Queued down the street.

I'll take a drive and see who has the biggest queue.

Where's best for a fish supper in Elderslie/Johnstone ?

Some absolute walloper on a motorbike yesterday morning decided lanes on a roundabout aren't for cyclists. Travelling from paisley to join the motorway at linwood I'm going round the roundabout, there's only one lane to join the motorway. But as you get to the linwood side, an extra lane become available to allow you to return back to paisley. Motorcyclist in front of me indicates and moves over to the right, into this new lane allowing me to accelerate as I join the motorway. All of a sudden as I leAve the roundabout, this idiot appears at my side motioning at me that I'm in the wrong. Even though I hadn't left the correct lane. He didn't take kindly to being told he was in the wrong lane and promptly accelerated off into the distance.

Ah brilliant. Cheers bud. eta.... There's one on Dunvegan Avenue as well. Just remembered as the house right beside it was on the market for a while.

That's us into our second week in a Elderslie. Quite enjoying it so far, handy for the M8. Had a cracking roll n sausage out the butchers, on Sunday morning. No raw onion, though. Does anyone abide by the Nissa Customers Only, car park, if they are using the cash machine? What two days of the week, is the petrol station doing cheap fuel? Not really ventured out. Spent every bit of sun, gardening. Remembered, I love gardening. I've spent the last week on the phone to my mum, getting tips and sending her pictures of how the place has progressed. The main road is really busy and folk are travelling at some rate, for a 30, by the way. Are there any swing parks near by? Suitable for a three year old? Cheers from everyone who's posted so far, some crackin stuff getting discussed. Love the wee gems of the local history.

Absolutely incredible bit of PR from the club, with Kingsley getting 3 million hits on Twitter and finishing 7th today for global hits. Fox News, the Washington Post and New York Times all covering it online. And 200k over two years? Nice one.