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Top Five Ludicrous Things Heard Shouted ..


Bill Lees

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1. "Haw ...................*, come oan up here and have a feckin' look at yersel !"

2. "Away and throw shiite at yersel' !!!" (orig. reported by Reidy)

3. "Jist play fitba', Saints - jist play fitba' !"

4. "Haw Starky - geez wan o' yer mazy runs !!!!"

5. "CUUUUUUUNNNTTTT !!! " (I think this boy was getting frustrated).

* insert name of Saints player of your choice

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There used to be a guy who stood in the Northbank in the early 1980s who could be guaranteed to shout,'We want a manager,WE WANT A MANAGER',every single week no matter who the manager was or how the game was going.I wonder if anyone else remembers this fruitcake?

Duing the same era,there was also the,'Plaaay fooootball Abba-crombee' guy.

I once saw a guy,who had been sitting alone in silence in a deserted part of the stand at Stark's Park for a full 80 minutes,suddenly leap to his feet and scream,'ACH JESUS CHRIST' at the top of his voice.Then he sat back down again. :huh: Something must have momentarily pushed him over the edge.

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Guest Super Caley

1) "Hey **** **** (insert name of black Livingscum goalie) at least the balls white" - er, yes the ball is white, this proves what you racist c**t?

2) "Boot it up the park Caley" - shouted whilst we had Ian Stewart and Charlie Christie up front, both of whom make John Robertson look like Kevin james

3) "You Airdrie Orange b*****d!" - reported in teh SUnday Herald as beign shouted by a Plastic Whistle fan at Owen Coyle, who, er, played for Republic of Ireland

4) "Moneybags Bagan!" - shouted at David Bagan, who renewed his contract and probably gets paid less than £500 a week

5) "Soldiers are we/it is old and it is beautiful" - obviously OF 'fans' expressing their political identity at a footy game. Why?

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