shull Posted June 6, 2014 Report Posted June 6, 2014 Grass is the perfect surface to play Tennis on. COME ON ANDY ! Quote
faraway saint Posted June 6, 2014 Report Posted June 6, 2014 Grass is the perfect surface to play Tennis on. COME ON ANDY ! It's Queens first ya daft auld bat! Quote
faraway saint Posted June 6, 2014 Report Posted June 6, 2014 Shull, I telt you it was gentlemanly to let Faraway go first. I set him up on the other tennis thread.......................... Quote
shull Posted June 6, 2014 Author Report Posted June 6, 2014 It's no a Major so disnae count. Like the Renfrewshire Cup. Whoever wishes to start a Thread regarding Queens, then go for it. Quote
faraway saint Posted June 6, 2014 Report Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) It's no a Major so disnae count. Like the Renfrewshire Cup. Whoever wishes to start a Thread regarding Queens, then go for it. There's NO majors in tennis ya silly auld cnut, that's golf. Stick a £5 on Rory McIlroy he's the best, even although he's no. Edited June 6, 2014 by faraway saint Quote
shull Posted June 6, 2014 Author Report Posted June 6, 2014 Rory McIlroy is shite at snooker. Even his burd dumped him cos he's a fandan. Quote
gudmunder Posted June 6, 2014 Report Posted June 6, 2014 Rory McIlroy is shite at snooker. Even his burd dumped him cos he's a fandan. Ahem....think you'll find the phrase is "Conscious uncoupling" Quote
RickMcD Posted June 7, 2014 Report Posted June 7, 2014 Grass is the perfect surface to play Tennis on. COME ON ANDY ! I've always wondered why they use clay and hard court. Originally all tennis must surely have been played on grass. Is that not natural? Are there advantages in playing on other than grass in terms of being more resistant to stoppages for rain etc. or is cost involved? Quote
RickMcD Posted June 7, 2014 Report Posted June 7, 2014 Ahem....think you'll find the phrase is "Conscious uncoupling" I love that to bits! What is conscious coupling on the other hand? And incidentally, over here in Coonty Doon, nobody believes that Rory's burd dumped him. He dumped her and nasty rumour said it was because she wouldn't sign a pre-nup. I don't actually believe it. Quote
faraway saint Posted June 7, 2014 Report Posted June 7, 2014 Odd for this "major" Djokovic 7/4 Murray 3/1 Nadal 9/2 Federer 5/1 Wawrinka 10/1 It then goes to 33/1 for the next few, quite a jump. Quote
shull Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Posted June 7, 2014 Odd for this "major" Djokovic 7/4 Murray 3/1 Nadal 9/2 Federer 5/1 Wawrinka 10/1 It then goes to 33/1 for the next few, quite a jump. Favourite major of the Tennis season. Quote
faraway saint Posted June 7, 2014 Report Posted June 7, 2014 Favourite major of the Tennis season. Couldnae find odds for Tiger Woods? Quote
RickMcD Posted June 7, 2014 Report Posted June 7, 2014 Couldnae find odds for Tiger Woods? Tennis players have got bigger balls than Tiger. Quote
Guest TPAFKATS Posted June 7, 2014 Report Posted June 7, 2014 Tennis players have got bigger balls than Tiger.Hmm, I think Serena might have... Quote
Guest TPAFKATS Posted June 7, 2014 Report Posted June 7, 2014 I love that to bits! What is conscious coupling on the other hand?Not sure, but unconscious coupling may lead to criminal charges. Quote
faraway saint Posted June 9, 2014 Report Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) I see Murray has appointed a female coach, only for the grass court season? Isn't that just about a month? Edited June 9, 2014 by faraway saint Quote
shull Posted June 9, 2014 Author Report Posted June 9, 2014 I see Murray has appointed a female coach, only for the grass court season? Isn't that just about a month? Only one Major on grass, i think. Quote
murray street Posted June 9, 2014 Report Posted June 9, 2014 Daily cameltoe report please............ Quote
shull Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Posted June 16, 2014 COME ON ANDY ! When is he on court ? I've got a feeling he will retain his title. Gambling is overrated so i wont be having a bet. Quote
shull Posted June 18, 2014 Author Report Posted June 18, 2014 Andy is seeded 3rd in the Wimbledon Masters which begins next week. His brother Jamie is also seeded in the doubles. Quote
murray street Posted June 18, 2014 Report Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Turned on the Eastbourne tennis to have a look at some keekywinker cameltoes, wozniacki's wearing parachute pants with a double strength gusset and the other player is wearing auld granny apple carrier drawers. Edited June 18, 2014 by murray street Quote
shull Posted June 22, 2014 Author Report Posted June 22, 2014 Well done Andy for coming to that wee dug's rescue. A hero indeed. Anyway, first Masters game at Wimbledon ramorra at 1pm. COME ON ANDY ! Quote
faraway saint Posted June 23, 2014 Report Posted June 23, 2014 With the world cup taking up most of the media attention this has just suddenly sprung upon us. Could be good for Murray, takes some of the pressure off him. I'm still not convinced with is current form he can win it but with every game he does win the chances will increase. Loving Wimbledon. Quote
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