New router arriving tomorrow.  With the upgraded speed my post count will go through the roof, brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣 

IIRC the Tories were second at the GE (and I was) - the combined Reform/Tory vote was 74%. Perhaps if a secular Saint could be persuaded to run, say David Beckham (East End boy), but other than that no. Funny thing is we're only 3 weeks on from the Makerfield by-election, if Sir Keir hadn't resigned he might look a bit stronger now.

A winning strapline right there.  C'mon Count Binface. 😉