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Slartibartfast last won the day on May 17

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About Slartibartfast

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    F*ck*ng W*nkb*g ... Apparently
  • Birthday 11/29/1966

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  1. Slartibartfast

    O2 ABC greatest memories

    Apparently it had sprinklers, they just weren't connected to a water supply.
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    Chairman's Update

    If it's a direct quote then GS called it SIMSA, not SMiSA, so maybe it isn't very accurate, if it is a quote at all.
  3. Slartibartfast

    Gavin Reilly. I Year Contract

    There are lots of things that I don't want to say, and plenty more that I shouldn't say, but I just say them anyway. Have you noticed?
  4. Slartibartfast

    League Opener

    Hey you, I'll let you know that there was no "minimum unit price" about it. [emoji14]
  5. Slartibartfast

    Speculation Thread

    Braehead is in Renfrew (unless you mean Braehead in Glenburn, of course). You're right about Asda and the airport.
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    Gavin Reilly. I Year Contract

    Do keep up. It has been absolutely, categorically and definitively stated on here that it was Gavin, not his missus, that was pregnant. Whether that is correct or not is irrelevant, seeing as I put "absolutely, categorically and definitively", so you can't argue. [emoji14] Am I doing this right?
  7. Slartibartfast

    League Opener

    Quite right. I think that we should just have one division of 42 teams who play each other once. The following season you reverse the home/away fixtures - no need to keep the fixtures in the same order or anything, just ensure that, for example, if you play Celtic away one season, you play them at home the next. If the pyramid system is kept, then any team promoted from non-league takes the fixture list of the demoted team. If you want to reduce it to a 40 team league, just use the old "last in, first out" which, I think, would get rid of Sevco. Sorted. Don't know why anyone hasn't thought of this amazing idea before.
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    New Assistant Manager

    Keep it quiet, but there's a rumour that he's actually not Mr Patterson's. Shh, don't tell anyone.
  9. Slartibartfast

    League Opener

    But there probably wouldn't be if you expanded the top flight.
  10. Slartibartfast

    Alan's first signings

    Or maybe a remake of this?
  11. Slartibartfast

    The Simple Digital Arena

    Simple digital = 4-bit, 4 bits are called a Nibble so, I'll be going 'Doon The Nibble' for the next 4 years.
  12. Slartibartfast

    Speculation Thread

    Has a tendency to go off the rails, apparently.
  13. Slartibartfast

    League Opener

    Naw, don't want tae, cannae make me, so there.
  14. Slartibartfast

    League Opener

    A lot of the time, the pish at our stadium was us.