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Slartibartfast last won the day on November 21

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About Slartibartfast

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    Panel Pundit on SKY
  • Birthday 11/29/1966

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    Nothing...I'm a boring c**t.

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  1. St. Mirren ladies team

    And netball, though that doesn't involve horses. A few donkeys, possibly, but no horses.
  2. St. Mirren ladies team

    An educated man like yourself should know that dinosaurs are still around. Flying around, to be precise.
  3. W7 Fans & Banners

    I know, imagine trying to take shull's job away from him. Very disappointing indeed.
  4. St. Mirren ladies team

    It's not gender, it's sex. Apparently there is a long list of genders that you can be, it can even be fluid, again, apparently. Don't ask me, I don't make the rules, I just ignore them.
  5. W7 Fans & Banners

    You know that the word "have" only has one syllable?
  6. Ancestry DNA Kit.

    You really shouldn't put yourself down like that.
  7. Ancestry DNA Kit.

    There were a lot of Africans who never had a choice. Too much???
  8. Ancestry DNA Kit.

    I think that they Scientologists have it sussed. Has to be true, they had a prophet called Ron, who would make that up?
  9. Forum Traffic

    Stop pretending that you have a street.
  10. Forum Traffic

    Stop pretending that you have a wall.
  11. Ancestry DNA Kit.

    Does it really? Apart from hereditary genetic conditions. Nature or nurture?
  12. Ancestry DNA Kit.

    Nope, I don't care about where I came from, only about who I am. Unless there is a large inheritance involved or I need a kidney, of course.
  13. Baker Street Paisley

    Not got a clue, but it'll piss off the unwashed.
  14. Nothing changes...........Older drivers

    They should just ban anyone else from learning to drive (and ban driverless vehicles). That way, as the auld cunts die of natural causes and the boy racers (and girl racers) die in accidents there will be less cars and less congested roads for all us middle-aged wankers.
  15. Paisley Pubs

    It just looks blank. It's all the snow that does it.