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Slartibartfast last won the day on May 17 2018

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About Slartibartfast

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    F*ck*ng W*nkb*g ... Apparently
  • Birthday 11/29/1966

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  1. Slartibartfast

    Scottish football trivia

    St Mirren FOOTball Club?
  2. Slartibartfast

    Lottery Win

    Well, in that case, have this I don't like getting wished HNY.
  3. Slartibartfast

    Lottery Win

    Don't know if that deserves this or this
  4. Slartibartfast

    Lottery Win

    Oh well, I better head off again then as I seem to be surplus to requirements.
  5. Slartibartfast

    Lottery Win

    Only if you promise to have my remains composted and then used to help grow a nice tree.
  6. Slartibartfast

    Lottery Win

    Hmmm??? No comment. I'm only back because I was told Faraway and Shull were missing me.
  7. Slartibartfast

    Lottery Win

    If I won that sort of money, there would probably be no need for me to decide what to do with it - as I would probably have a heart attack and die.
  8. Slartibartfast

    Welcome Oran Kearney

    61.6 + 20.6 + 17.8 works perfectly. Yes, you are getting a bit crabby. I think he has one with a Routemaster on it, does that count?
  9. Slartibartfast

    Next St Mirren Manager - Merged

    How do you know where your grandfather came from, you're a cabbage patch doll?
  10. Slartibartfast

    Next St Mirren Manager - Merged

    You would say that, Tumshie.
  11. Slartibartfast

    Stubbs can go now

    Stop bringing my posts into it.
  12. Slartibartfast

    Rangers extra seating

    See, told ye he's not very good at this trolling lark.
  13. Slartibartfast

    Speculation Thread

    Did he fly over the cuckoo's nest?
  14. Slartibartfast

    Rangers extra seating

    He's quite a shite troll, not worth any effort at all. I now await his attempt to engage me by repeating already discredited/disproved allegations - he's not very good at this trolling lark.
  15. Slartibartfast

    Rangers extra seating

    You really can't see the difference between throwing a snowball and throwing a bottle?