facepainter87

Did that one @ work last week

That's your own fault then. Learn to budget. ps part of my job is recalling the payments and charging bad budgeters like you

Thats how you tell if pasta is cooked properly. If it doesn't stick then it's not cooked

1 Made up football teams who come about due to failings of other teams(Airdrie Utd, Lavvytic & MK Dons) 2 People who complain about the old folk (they fought in wars so that you could have freedom) 3 People who move away from where they were born & raised, then slag off their place of birth 4 People who complain about the price of football and there being too many matches, when their team is in the middle of a successful run 5 Tele sales people who cold-call on you when you are in the middle of dinner or are watching something on TV (especially during football)

Is that rhyming slang?

Couldn't have put it better myself. Over use of swearing in an attempt to be funny. Total load of crap. Even worse than "Overnight Express"

I'll hazard a guess and say it's Jazza's

Your patter

I knew you & Greig were close

you're showing your age now Bill. My mum used to be manageress of City Bakeries in g***n**k, over 20 years ago

That's because you take it up the arse!!

Got to agree there. 1- Chicken Curry Pie 2- Brown Tuna Softee 3- Mexican Chicken Oval Bite 4- Steak Bite 5- Sausage Roll

See if they will refund the cost of you're funeral.

that's the one Murdy mentioned, on Neilston Road

Not me.... Although I have wondered about the sound of some of the bands who I haven't heard and have tried to download something so as to have a better idea. I haven't been tempted to go out and buy anything as of yet.

1 texting by mobile phone (if you need to communicate for feck sake speak) 2 using text-speak on B&W forum 3 automated phone services (like ped qouted above) 4 telephone answer machine with stupid personalised message 5 generalising hatred of people ie all english, all americans etc...

Gotta agree there

especially if joint bank account with wife/partner

why don't you need a bathroom Bill?

what about autobiographies? if so: The King - Dennis Law Don't tell Kath - Ian Botham Not a Lot of People Know That - Michael Caine Amarillo Slim in a World full of Fat People (Memoirs of the Greatest Gambler who ever lived) - Amarillo Slim Preston David Jason - David Jason

Do the Beano & Dandy count?

Oor wullie. Isn't that what you share with yer brother, except he has sole possession.

or is it a pretentious little prick?