Stuart, everyone knows what a fan is. It's indescribable to a certain extent. Sweaty palms when you can't get a game, being crabbit to the wife when you can't manage a game because she's arranged a night out with the neighbours, watching periscope to see who we get in a Shitey wee cup. Getting pumped 7-0 at Celtic Park but clapping the team off the park. I wouldn't change being a St Mirren fan - I've changed my wife twice instead.