North Sea Saint

And very nice it is too Bongo

It means I have no disire to be any other nationality than Scottish

You got a problem with that?

1. Scottish 2. Scottish 3. Scottish 4. Scottish 5. Scottish

1. Cullen skink 2. Leek and tattie 3 Lentil 4. Pea and ham........................... fae a chicken 5. Brocoli and stilton

Rare steak.............. nice

I hope each and every one of you will dance on my grave ....................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................... I'm getting buiryed at sea Fuxake NSS, fu cked up the width ya dafty.

Anty cnut in a M*rt*n shirt

Nicety nice

But did Dundee kill a crocidile

Shyte

More like slipper ye

The scent of any wummin

As I said, a sodden gusset

Really sick f;cker

Sick f'cker

Agree with all of them, but after 3 weeks offshore the first thing go to is the laundry basket for a pair of Mrs NSS's panties, oh what a gusset

You'll like him then

You after my job

Ya durty auld cnut, wait untill the next time I see Mrs Tom in sommerfield, I'm gaunny shop ye

I'm ever so glad

Aye, but no fur you

He'd pay you as well