GMan

@W6er is the most virtue signaling shitcunt I have ever seen. You are a complete fanny. The funny thing is everyone can see right through you.

It's said that if @faraway saint put a lump of coal up his erse, it'd come out as a diamond. But I think even he would help the club in its hour of need, by purchasing a season ticket. Of course we all think he's an utter c**t, in fact he knows he's an utter c**t, but even he wouldn't refuse the club a few notes to ensure its survival.

One more time. When all is safe to return. SEASON 2019/20 MUST BE COMPLETED.

A bleeding heart are you? String 'em up, I say.

If he was a strangler, then a just and proper punishment would have been hanging. He should have been buried years ago, especially now prisons are holiday camps. And I would have pulled the lever myself...

I'd be ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED to hear from you.

Probably RIP OFF prices. Shirts should cost NO MORE than TWELVE FECKING POUNDS!

Racist! If I'd met him I'd have shown him some true Scottish hospitality, and bought him a coconut juice, or whatever it is they drink.

I met him once at a dinner party. He was surprisingly funny and very good company... And why surprisingly funny? Because he's black? You f**king racist. Black people can be funny, too. Well except for Lenny Henry.

I met him once at a dinner party. He was surprisingly funny and very good company... What you mean is you served him drinks off a tray, ya wee fud.

Foop Oh dear! Homophobic abuse, now? Tut, tut. That's low. As a gay man, @faraway saint will rightly be very offended by this.

I have FAITH that you can STOP being a fecking numpt.

Addictions overcome... Cigarettes Giving money to St Mirren Buying newspapers I recovered from my addictions. I am here a picture of health, BAZZZZZZZIL, as you know.

I'm working if you need a taxi...

So the poll confirms what Hearts fans have known for ~35 years, with two-thirds of Saints fans backing the Green yins...

Aye, we all know you love the arsecheeks...

No a St. Mirren scarf, then?

Come on now, we all love St. Mirren right enough, but everyone in Scotland has a preference. Which one do you back?

[AUTISM DETECTED]

Boris is leading us through this national crisis with aplomb. I think a framed pic of him might be going in the hall alongside the others - Her Majesty, Churchill, Enoch and Margaret. God bless them all.

You shop in Waitrose...aye, right.

I wish you were a fortune teller.

How about trying an arsenic and mercury cocktail, with a bleach chaser?

That should be your epitaph. At least you're self-aware, though.