Slarti

Don't know about him but the first thing I have to do when getting up is try get two lazy-arsed border collies to move.

Or shaking it all about.

You may be almost sure, but for the rest of us, it depends on exactly what you mean by "sane".

But it is still just a possibility, no matter how likely. You can't know that that is the "reality".

Nope. If the gathering was held in an uncontaminated location with only uninfected people there who had no contaminated belongings with them, then there would be zero chance of the infection spreading at that gathering. Basically you can't spread what isn't there. Same applies to butter, if there is none, you can't spread it.

Don't you mean potentially?

Surely he should have caveated that with "if there is someone at the gathering, or has been at the location recently, who could transmit the virus, directly or indirectly".

But then they land on surfaces, survive for hours and then get touched by someone who hasn't been within miles of the person that exhaled them. How many people have been infected by direct transmission and how many have been infected by indirect transmission? Answer - we don't know.

Yeah, Hearts at Tynecastle - oops, silly me. [emoji38]

You should be thankful for any offer.

Shit. I've got his name wrong all these years.

He ain't the only one doing that - on both sides.

But, equally, there is nothing to suggest it did. Nothing reliable in any case, for both opinions.

Well, I believe that if hell exists, then it is personal for everyone - you get an eternity of the things you hate the most. I'll just need to suffer an eternity of big titted sluts and cocaine, because I really hate both, honest injun. [emoji38]

I wonder if the Tories will back any Labour call for the resignation of the UK Education Minister?

I don't clean the bogs, I sweep the car park, ya cheeky wee scamp ye.

Leave religion out of this.

Maybe so many have been sold because folk know that there's not much chance of having to sit through watching a game.

Oh, FFS, don't ask him for evidence to back up his assumption. Have you learned nothing? [emoji38]

I'm just going by what you told me previously.

I thought the squirrel was sent in to climb the oak tree.

FFS, that's not a picture of a squirrel.

I got to carry 10 days (2 weeks since I only do 5 days) so that makes 59 days off next holiday year (inc public/bank holidays and 2 weeks over xmas/new year). Holiday year starts next month. And I'll still be "working" from home for the foreseeable future.

My annual bonus was not getting sacked this year. [emoji38]

You're right. I'm not complaining. Then again, I got my pay rise, don't know if that makes a difference.