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Wait. Two board members resigned because of his proposed comeback? Resigning would only have given him more chance of getting on the board as more places would have been available. Either the two board members are too thick to realise that (and therefore too thick to be on the board anyway) or it's a lot of shite (or maybe it's a lot of shite AND they're thick). If they didn't want him on the board or to work with him, the best bet would have been to sit tight and only quit if he was elected. Unless you are saying they resigned specifically to create space for him.

Is he Gollum?

Would sevco not be in with a chance of 3rd as well - when we finish 2nd?

It's to do with the Soupdragon from the Clangers.

Depends what's on it. Jam? Butter? Ham? ...

Ah'm wi' you. HOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLL

It would probably make no difference to the rest of the world - the English would still call us Scotland cos that's their name for this country, the French would still call us Ecosse cos that's their name for this country, Spanish - Escocia, etc.

They were waiting til the weekend to tell him but ...

He was falsely reported to have died 2 days before he actually did.

Depends how you look at it. If you had £30 you could buy a £25 ticket, if you had £20 you couldn't.

Looks brilliant.

Going on that wee snippet of audio (though it could be out of context due to it's brevity): We've spent the money we got from the Scottish Government We're still in the black (probably excluding the Scottish Government loan) - he said we want to remain in the black going forward. We've had costs relating to covid. IMO, if all, or the vast majority, of our debt is the aforementioned loan, then there's no issue.

Aye, but that can't be right, lockdown saved lives remember, it' a "fact".

Don't need to wait and look back, you can look at it as nonsense right now. IMO, of course.

How do I prove to you that I'm sure about something?

I'm sure I read that, almost word for word, in some article quite recently.

Ah telt ye that oors ago.

Nope

Oaky been shopping in Waitrose? He'll be stocking up after panicking when he saw someone buying a whole TWO tins. SPAM shortage approaching.

I think you'll find that it was 100%.

You're right, he is an "embsressnet". [emoji1787]

What you mean is irrelevant, if you actually say something different. "Lenny Henry is a shit comedian" and "Lenny Henry is a shit" - very similar, but very different.

No you don't.

Did he really say "You're welcome to point out any spelling or grammatical errors, I admit it isn't my strong point. I will admit when I have made such a mistake."? What he should have said is "Everyone points out my spelling and grammatical errors, it's obvious that it isn't my strong point. I will never admit when I have made such a mistake and will instead redefine words to make it appear that I am correct - at least in my own head, if not in reality."

Doesn't matter who they are aimed at, they're still made by a loonball. [emoji16]