Slarti

Aye, but wheelbarrows have got a wheel but no doors. Most cars are 3 or 5 door and most have 4 wheels, so that's about even. Then there are spare wheels, steering wheels, glove box doors. Lots of houses contain toys, lots of toys have wheels. Ricky's mansion, like his stories (and probably Ricky himself), is fictional.

Wagon Wheels? You get 6 in a packet. If you join 2 polo mints with a straw they could be classed as wheels. Are gates classed as doors? If they are, what about the Pearly Gates which may or may not exist? Anyway, feck this, changed, pub, football then karaoke.

Some may think I did that deliberately. [emoji16]

Depends how you're defining a door (car door/cupboard door/hamster cage door/... ?) and a wheel (toy car wheel/Falkirk Wheel/doing a cartwheel/...?). I would guess at ... "who gives a feck" as the answer.

Your link proves that what I said was correct and that you were wrong.

Did you leave them on the, erm, "bridge"? [emoji1787]

Yes, I will accept your apology when offered.

You've done a Dickson with that link. [emoji1787]

Cherry picking cherries isn't, cherry picking games might be.

Personally, I think it's neither.

Before reading the latest rules ... After reading the latest rules ... [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] Can you point to where I can read those exclusions? They're definitely not in the latest self-isolation rules update for care staff from ScotGov. I'm not saying don't be extra cautious, and you can choose to go above and beyond if you want, but you can't really complain about staff shortages if you are contributing to them.

Why do you seem to have people working in your daycare centre who aren't fully vaccinated? If they are fully vaccinated, they can take daily LFTs instead of self isolating. Maybe they just want time off.

There's a lot of him to cover. [emoji16]

Bitch told me it was only £50. [emoji33]

I know, it's me that supplies her with the cookies that tempt you away from your house while I shag your Mrs. Maybe we could just swap Mrs - but then you'd need to buy your own cookies. [emoji1787]

Only if we finish in the bottom 6.

Most aliases on a football forum?

Knowing you, you probably did, fatty.

... and the longer my ignore list gets.

Has anyone ever bothered to count the number of active aliases he has at any one time?

Did they have to toe it?

Yawn.

Nope.

Gid, nou git beck ti wurck. [emoji2957]

It's already in perfectly good English.