madmitch

WYD if you want to read reviews of printers try www.ciao.co.uk Go along with Bongo, Epson's are cheap to run

Help ma boab!you must find it tough in the 21st Century

Could be but it terms of hot Tindaloo and Vindaloo is like comparing Claudia Schiffer tae Michelle McManus

Good curry houses in Leeds too. Anyone ever had a Tindaloo? Guarantees you a ring of fire in the morning

Showing my age here 1 Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams 2 Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenace Eric Pirsig 3 Illusions Richard Bach 4 The Godfather Mario Puzo 5 The Papers of Tony Veitch William McIlvanney (Laidlaw series) Glad to see no-one has picked Lord of the Rings - Winner of the Big Read Best book ever. My bahooky!

1 Mark Lawrenson total wanker who loves himself and talks shite 2 Simon Cowell - oh for a can of petrol and a lighter 3 Will Carling. I am a celebrity, I can play away and the gutter press won't find out - total tosser 4 Sebastian Coe - would never tire of skelping "Tory boy's face" 5 Chris Evans see above about never tiring

1 New Orleans 2 Barcelona 3 Istanbul 4 Munich Beer Festival 5 St. Pete Beach Gulf Coast New Orleans is a must. Kwolity music,swally,and there is a strip club or two if that's yir bag.

Hull City Lass has got a novel season ticket holder. Rangers Lass looks like Mike Tyson after his last fight.

1 Honda Accord 2 Guinness Dancing Man 3 IRN BRU phenomenal (only cos I was there) 4 Can't remember what it's for, the one where the kids make the shapes. Its filmed from an aerial view 5 Any cadbury's flake ad (only the crumbliest, flakiest, chocolate (can symbolise a B.J.)

1 Gulashsuppe 2 Gatzpacho (spelling could be wrong here) 3 Mulligatawny 4 A soup I had in Spain once just called fish soup(could have fed four as a main course) 5 Heinz Mushroom Soup (a soul food)

Nae luck BVB looks like you canny ever forget!

1 Nag about you spending time on Internet football forums 2 Nag about going to see the football 3 Questioning why watching the Premiership on a Saturday night is better then sex with her 4 Forgetting that administration of the oral/groin interface thang was why I married her 5 Insisting that I remember on an annual basis the day we got married

1 Das Boot 2 Saving Private Ryan 3 Full Metal Jacket 4 All Quiet on the Western Front 5 Enemy at the Gate Interesting views on Saving Private Ryan. What I thought was excellent about it was its authenticity,which for me made it an anti-war film The wounds were the most realistic ever. None of your wee hole in the clean green uniform nonsense. How shite were those John Wayne films? I thought the scene whre they could hear the German tanks coming was superb. Every peice of equipment was genuine article. No M60 American tanks masquerading as Panzers. ! I do accept storyline was very contrived and a bit sentimental. However, it's the only film I've seen in the cinema where the audience sat stunned through the credits before leaving. Deerhunter! Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen!

Very good player. Great anticipation, positional sense,He could also tackle and pass. Some people reckoned it was his lack of height that stopped him making it really big in the game

My god I feel old. Haven't a clue who most of these women are. In retaliation here is an old farts top five 1 Brigitte Bardot (the most beautiful woman ever) 2 Ursula Andress (that Dr. No scene still makes tents in my trousers) 3 Anouska Hempel (bet none of the young team have ever heard of her) 4 Gina Lollobridgida 5 Sophia Loren Sub: that Selma Hayek is pretty fit

Babette's feast was, I believe, Danish- course I could be typing p1sh. I stand corrected you are right Babette's Feast is a Danish Film. Those Scandinavians all look the same to me Apologies, another one of my CRAFT moments (Can't Remember a F*cking Thing)

1 La L'etrice (very fit young lady who gets paid to read to people) 2 Hairdressers Husband 3 Babette's Feast (swedish film) No not that kind of swedish film 4 Trop Bell Pour Toi (G. Depardieu) 5 Das Boot (A film where you end up supporting the Germans and they aren't playing England at football) Subs: Cinema Paradiso, Cyrano de Bergerac

We have had an awful lot over the years. Worst positional sense and couldnae tackle a fish upper award: Robert Dawson Butterfingers award: Scrimgeour Couldnae score in a house of ill repute award: Gary MCVie Biggest heid and past his sell by date award: Steve Archibald Couldnae pass waater award: Andy Dow Sub Thought he was a footballer but NEVER was award : Gerry Crainey