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Probably hoping he brought his own teabags and biscuits too.

I enjoyed that one too. Jim Sharkey is literally an idiot

Was walking past the ground earlier and spotted a journalist and a photographer there, maybe we're unveiling a new signing. Was almost nearly knocked down by Denzil, perhaps if he'd known who I was he'd have sped up instead of slowing down

You mean like this? http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/local-news-in-renfrewshire/2009/09/15/new-st-mirren-complex-making-life-misery-for-residents-87085-24686978/

How the feck is this FIFA 10

Correct, the registration was done away with a few months back. The forum changed and everyone had to reregister in May.

I did wonder if that was us when I read it earlier

Franco's lost his man

Hope we're not taking any otter trialists with us.

It seems Escape to Victory is on ITV4 at 8pm tonight for anyone interested.

I assume you mean "A Shot at Glory" featuring such stars as Paul McKnight. Ally McCoist punching Ian McCall in the coupon made it worthwhile My list: 1. Escape to Victory 2. There's Only One Jimmy Grimble 3. When Saturday Comes 4. Bend It Like Beckham - if only because it sparked my keen interest in the, ahem, acting talents of Keira Knightley 5. Mean Machine - some of it was quite funny. Will try to see the Damned United after I've read the book. There's also a documentary-style film called Once in a Lifetime about American football in the 1970s I'd quite like to see.

You're right, no one has ever had any problems with the ticket ordering system

The current registration side of things on the OS is run by Premium TV, which is also a professional organisation.

Exactly, you'd think folk were being asked for blood samples and their fingerprints before they were allowed to ask their site. Hardly a monumental task that will take up half your day.

You're obviously not a very good student - why have you decided to start your research 15 days before your work is due in? You could have left it another fortnight

I was right - you can't save stuff without getting another programme

According to Wikipedia it's not possible to save music to use outside Spotify.

Yesterday his agent said he didn't want much money. Now it seems we offered to make him our most highly paid player ever - and that's not enough. He's in the papers saying he wants to use it as a springboard to a move to Celtic and adds in something complimentary about us - now he claims he only had a chat with Gus. WTF is going on? We should have smelled a rat with that shitebag McKay being involved. Prick.

What Keith Jackson failed to mention is that at the end of the interview he asked Ian Harte to tell him who'd written pele's autobiography as he was desperate to find out.

He lacks pace? He'll fit right in.

Did he bump into Steven Smith while being given the tour

I believe he is excited at the prospect of tying the goalposts to the minibus and going hunting for somewhere to train every morning

Saw that earlier - how long until it's on the front page of the PDE?

Throw bottles at it. Have heard from Rangers fans it works a treat.

Shocked to see Barry McLaughlin involved in the project - how did you manage to swing that one