salmonbuddie

When a 5 year old beats you up in the street, go straight to the police and report me. Please. I'll be the one at the back rolling with laughter.....

You/I/we have too much time on your/my/our hands. Edited for wrong order

He's not man enough.....

And bluto, for that matter....

Who are you and what have you done with shull????

I'm a Neil Young fan, oaky, it was a genuine query in case I was missing something. And I was a bit "under the weather" when I posted. I've googled Rick James since then so I'll go and have a listen at some point but it's actually a part of Neil's career I didn't know about - every day's a school-day! (It's a typo, btw).

"You're a dick" - is that the correct use, too?

Add your own punchline at this point..........

Unless Maxi's in there, of course, in which case I'll get my 5 year old grandson (also not imaginary) to beat him up. In a nice way, of course.

Really? You started it, you troll, and I haven't even picked up on all the other posts you've made about me just in this topic. FWIW, and I don't expect you to believe me - "How could so many different people not like me, it must be one person trying to bully me!" - I am me, and me alone. And, FWIW, to the best of my knowledge, so are faraway, FTOF & oaky. Multiple personalities (on here, anyway) are, by your own admission, your speciality. Hope the cafe/tea-room's a success, it's good to see local people try to put something into the local economy. I'll use it if I'm ever up that way again.

You are seriously deluded if you believe that.

Sounds like a plan to me, FTOF, where do we sign up?

You couldn't make it up......

Deflection. Again.

(But so's my 5 year old grandson)

The post before? Really? Did I say the post before? And (maybe) not everyone else on here, but you? f**k yeah!

Motwon? - Motown? Thought Motown was in the US, LS? Maybe it's a whoosh? Having said that, if it involves Neil Young, point me towards it, I'll listen!

That's what I thought, too. Which worries me....

Down. Melted down, I meant.

When his car breaks down, is it because something's melted?

Well done, I have used it before. Not in the context you said I had, but, yes, I was wrong, I did use it in a sentence. Now find where I used it off my own back as opposed to one where I paraphrased what someone I was replying to had already said.

I've never, ever, in my life, used the word "meltdown" in a sentence, written or spoken. Apart from that one. Obviously.

Exodus 20:5

Apart from saying "Police" when I meant "Police Federation" I don't think I'm wrong in anything I've said. I didn't say I didn't trust you or that I disbelieved you, only that you post a link to something I couldn't find. FWIW, police estimates tend to be lower than actuals at these things whilst organisers' tend to be higher. The figure given by the SPF is almost exactly in the mid-point of the "over 8,000" and "30,000" figures so earns a fair degree of credibility IMO. And with that statement you lost what (very) little credibility you had in this debate. The only "bating" going on on this thread is the mastur variety StuD's giving Reynard because he thinks he's found a friend.

There's hope for me and FTOF, faraway, but you're firmly in his sights, I'm afraid. And thoughts.....