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Kendo

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  1. The knicker wetting has started early for some this season

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      The squelching on the forum was near Tsunami levels.

      I hate to see what would happen if we lose 4-3 on Monday night.

    3. scottd

      scottd

      Saw the goals on Sky. Looked as though it was raining or was that just SPS's undergarments being wrung out?

    4. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      I think the lineswummin was doing his laundry at half-time, but it was pishing doon. The bring back terracing exponents were soon scuttling back to the seats at half-time.

  2. I thought you were jetting off, never mind Carey jetting in

  3. I love Olives.......

    1. Otto Repoman

      Otto Repoman

      I hate you Butler,,,,

  4. JJ has gone AWOL

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Thank fcuk, less drivel................;)

    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Doe's he know AWOL needs a passport?

  5. Had my day 8 faraway free all lined up, he came back. However we are day 6 Panda free

  6. it is nearly day 7 for poor old faraway. He is f**k*d. See Shull's thread, the prisoners ears will be burstin

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    2. bluto

      bluto

      Josef Frizl was doing b+b...

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Cheap? Any drawbacks? ;)

    4. bluto

      bluto

      Not if you're circumcised.

  7. Day 6 Faraway free

    1. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      I suspect the date of his return will depend on how that oedipus freak Andy Murray does at Wimbledon.

    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Or the end of the Take That tour, whenever that is/was

  8. Day 5 faraway free

    1. bluto

      bluto

      That's some scoreline...

    2. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      I say a new member has appeared....Once a Season Saint...could it be...;-p

  9. Day 4 Faraway free

    1. shull

      shull

      What about Potter ?

  10. Day three faraway free

    1. Otto Repoman

      Otto Repoman

      Day recording 's so last week Gav,,,,,,,,,,,

  11. Faraway banned, 2 days Faraway free

  12. I hear that faraway was screaming like a big girl at Take That tonight.

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Panda deleted for being a trumpet.

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      FS deleted for replying to a trumpet. ;)

    4. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      There is a further revelation regarding Faraway Saint....he was really at the gig to see the support band..........Pet Shop Boys....:>o

  13. Is the Panda barred or in the huff?

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Don't get my hopes up, bad man! ;)

    3. St. Sid

      St. Sid

      ate shit, shot load and left...might have f'k'd that joke up...;-p

    4. JJ McG

      JJ McG

      are you beefing the panda?

  14. Anyone know how many days have passed since Potter left?

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      We have yet to concede a goal since he left.

    3. Otto Repoman
    4. faraway saint
  15. There is a big bad Panda on the loose

  16. Green Dot McCaw didnae last long

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      I liked Red Dot, I liked Green Dot, which ones best? Only one way to settle this...............FIGHT!!!!!

    3. Kendo

      Kendo

      An old fashioned wild west shoot out.

    4. jimdickloyal

      jimdickloyal

      I might play golf with him later

  17. In a land faraway there lived this bully that picked on Mr Panda

  18. Bored out my mind, lets hope for a few signings this week.

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Did that work for you?

    3. Mr Panda

      Mr Panda

      f**k sake Kendo, you should know by now when someone on here predicts an unveiling of a new signing, it never happens, all the people "in the know" simply know f**k all.

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      There will be signings mad pup.

  19. Shull is human after all, feeling sorry for r*ngers fans in the scheme

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      It brought a tear to my eye.

    3. shull

      shull

      I doubt if even NSS wid with they two.

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      You under estimate NSS and the depths of his desires

  20. Hat off to the 100 true Buddies at Pittodrie

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    2. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      Any type of hat? ;)

    3. Mr Panda

      Mr Panda

      One big enough to fit in your mouth to keep you quiet ya tadger!

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      Hat's go on your head Mr Panda.

  21. No matter what happens, remember an old saying my wife reminds me of......It's only a game.

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      You think your wifes a game? Of what?

  22. Another weekend of misery

    1. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      I hope next weekend isn't one of misery. ;)

    2. scottd

      scottd

      Unless you are someone who enjoys seeing us lose because it is 'exciting'.

    3. Kendo

      Kendo

      The end of the season is extremely exciting, not sure if Danny can do a Gus and pull a rabbit out the hat

  23. Mr Panda has returned for the Accies game, welcome back MrP

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      I also find it funny.

    3. Mr Panda

      Mr Panda

      Aye, but you're too busy licking Faraway's arse to laugh

    4. Kendo

      Kendo

      ho lick ho lick ho

  24. News just in, faraway in talks to to buy ticket for Accies game

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    2. Kendo

      Kendo

      Have you Pm'd Mr P yet to make arrangements for a few beers?

    3. faraway saint

      faraway saint

      I tried Kendo, h'es no talking to me, heard he's been grounded, something to do with dirty mags and tissues found in his bedroom?

    4. Mr Panda

      Mr Panda

      I love how I haven't been here for weeks and still you can't stop talking about me Faraway :)

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