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Scotland International? Nah pal, not been near the squad in years. It's on a par with calling Tam Broon a Scotland cap as he once played a B Team. Barr is pish, certainly not a centre half that's better than what he have. Ask any Hertz fan.

I agree. Plenty folk jumping up and down about the lack of signings yet some of the suggestions are f**king rank!

I found AA tyres online to be cheapest by far with them arranging fitting with Budget at Incle St. also got next day fitting, so good service a big saving compared to going to Budget, or whatever it's called, directly. http://tyres.theaa.com/

It's July 16th, not August 31st. That means we still have 6 weeks to sign players and we will undoubtedly do so. Seems a few people are having trouble getting their head around preseason.

What Lenzo? Neilzo or Danzo?

Banks won't play much at 41, and has hardly played in 3 years. Fallon is pretty gash and McDonald didn't impress me while at Hamilton. Easton is the only one out that lot that I would have been keen on. Also, pretty sure the Johnnies had a higher squad turnover than us.

Had originally thought United would struggle this season but think it will be the Saintees. Dodgy squad and unproven manager.

You want Rory Fallon? A poor Sam Parkin.

Spoke to Gomahzo, seems really excited about playing under Longwellzo and Lenzo.

Has Kelly got a settled position? Heard left back, centre half and left mid all mentioned.

That was a quick coffee! Although, don't see Jockzo Scottzo as being a coffee connoisseur so probably just a meet at a burger van.

Wrang. It's skids as he once shart himself on the pitch. I know, I worked under Dr Gillian McKeith and he came to see us.

His nickname isn't Roonz. Doesn't like being called that.

I've always wondered at what point you add an 'o' to the end of a name. Probably not best to do it on the first date I guess, give it a couple of months.

Shouldn't that be Kinnearo?

If its the same burd then she could crack a nut with those ass cheeks! Tidy, tidy indeed!

From the same article.... "There are some areas of the park that maybe we still need to strengthen but we'll assess it over the rest of the close season and on our break to Spain next week then make a decision when the time is right." Doesn't quite say that there are no more signings.

FFS. Calm down. It's the 2nd of July, the kit man hasn't even done a washing yet and you're pishing yourself. I think three more players will join and that's excluding any cover for players that leave, e.g. Guy or Mair.

Not going for Simonsen as he isn't great with the ball at his feet whereas the Swansea lad has been brought up around it.

Looks to be off, either to play for Carlisle or drive for Eddie Stobbart. http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/carlisle-united/latest/celtic-hull-and-middlesbrough-players-on-trial-at-carlisle-1.1065936?referrerPath=home

He was the first loan spell, second time around wasn't so good and has been around a few clubs with little success.

Recently? Perhaps in the First and playing at Love St that happened but hadn't heard of it happening recently, in fact SG said as much in a radio interview. If that's the case then surely the directors will get their money back from the sale of club, meaning the debt doesn't lie with the club? E.g. There isn't a debt, so transfer fees would be banked.

Any more speculation around goalkeepers? I'm guessing two will sign this week, otherwise Paul Mathers will have f**k all to do in Spain!

I concur, however, I will go for 3 signings and a couple of trialists in the bingo stakes!

f**k me. There is an international weekend in September...the players will be off.