Big Fras

I suspect that escalating diesel prices are forcing taxi drivers into desperate financial measures..... I've got a copy of "Scour" - a spin-off of TASWTCM.......that only "span" to 1 issue (A4 size though !). Best bit was a restaurant review of The Raja Mark Scott (I think that was the long-haired Bud's name) - comedy genius.

AC/DC - High Voltage (feat. Bagpipes) Pink Floyd - Pulse Duffy - Rockferry Half-Man Half-Biscuit - Achtung Bono ("CSI Ambleside" released later this month pop-pickers) Leftfield - Leftism

Great choice SFS Listening to Big Arm "Flashbacks" (MCR outfit fronted by Shaun Ryder's brother) Flashbacks on youtube

The Cult New Order Jesus and Mary Chain Stone Roses The Smiths or Five Star Bros Haircut 100 Dollar Cameo

Inspired by Herbie, I'm listening to....

"Niiiiiiiick F*cking Knoooowles"

Aber put his pen through Clemence's legs

Didn't come out on top in a clash with a chicken curry in the Raja in August 89, especially the white "felt" sponsors panel - remained "beige" after the wash. Worn once.

1. 87 Cup Final Top 2. 84-87 All-Red "Bayern Munich" away kit (even had "funky" numbers) 3. Diamond Collar Home 77-79 4. 81-84 Adidas Home Kit 5. All-Black "Kelvin Homes" Away Kit The gash ones....... 1. Bib Away/Home - same difference. An utter abomination. 2. 94/95 "halved" home kit. As modelled by Grant Inglis. 3. Orange away kit 98-99. Cheap, nasty, bad colour. Ronnie McQuilter ? Obviously a tribute to the Dutch 74 "Total Football" played by the Buds in this era. 4. "Arsenal" away kit 00-01 (who the f*ck were we trying to kid - Chris Wreah ?!) 5. 93-94 "paint spillage" away kit. Gruesome. As worn by Neil Orr.

Sadly run down and killed if I remember

1. St.Mirren "Diamonds" home kit (when Umbro sold a kit in a box) 2. Scotland home kit (see above) 3. Raleigh Grifter 4. Scalextric 5. Liverpool "Hitachi" kit - Dalglish fixation as a 7 year old ! Nowadays I'm happy with a bottle of Glenfiddich. Proof that Christmas IS furra weans

James Hunt - effortless. Usually under the influence of something, and infamously acted as co-commentator on a Grand Prix whilst lying on the floor of the commentary box Peter Alliss - non-PC ramblings tend to be better once he's done his afternoon "sponsor tent" PAs. On seeing a Jap tourist on screen, he added "Amazing what you see when you don't have a gun in your hand" David Francie - Colin Stein rounds the keeper whilst playing for Scotland....."and he's f*cking missed it !" Arthur Montford - the jackets; the blind optimism ("Argentina here we come !"); and the economy of words: "MacDougall - a bit of a stramash...chance in front...Somner...goal !" The greatest of them all..... Sid Waddell - "Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete" "It's the nearest thing to public execution this side of Saudi Arabia" "John Lowe is striding out like Alexander the Great conquering the Persians" "When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27." “Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.â€

Where Eagles Dare - gaun yersel' Clint ! A Bridge Too Far - a stellar cast assembled to recreate an allied forces shambles on a massive scale. I cannot see that happening today. The film making - not the shambles (that IS going on) The Longest Day - if only for playing "spot the star" (amazing cast) Platoon - I used to work with a Vietnam veteran (who looked like Robert Duvall put through a toaster on account of his helicopter being blown up by VC; and he thought that Platoon was the most realistic of the big "Nam" movies) Kelly's Heroes

If Gus gets fired, then there are no doubts as to who NSS would be voting for as new manager. Previous experience as a manager, and most recent appearance was in "the game" (oo-er).

Note the neckscarf hiding love bites from an unnamed offshore catering consultant

1. The Sweeney 2. The Professionals 3. Minder 4. Scotsport (78-82 version) 5. Dallas

"Bring It On Down" - Led Zep

Pistols - Anarchy In The UK (rrrrrrrriiiiigggght nooooooooow !!) AC/DC - It's a long way to the top.... (especially the bagpipes ) Led Zep - Whole Lotta Love/TOTP The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary (3pts & £60 fixed penalty) Happy Mondays - Step On (melon twisting)

This poust is getting ot of countrol.

Wait until his next bad game. He'll be getting called all sorts of stuff. Even a nounce.

Can't disagree with most of the suggestions so far, but "The Word" whilst 95% p*sh, did have the odd classic. My 2 favourites would be (and there is a theme): 1) Nov 1991: A horrified Bo Derek being jammed between Shaun Ryder and Bez on the sofa. SWR was absolutely 'tatered on smack, and was muttering evil foul-mouthed threats to a named journalist who had earlier in the week claimed he had been a rent boy. Even Ar Tezza was nervous. Bez meanwhile was literally dribbling, as he stared at Bo Derek's t*ts. From 18 inches away. 2) 1994: Shaun Ryder makes a (then) rare appearance on TV. Done nothing since the 92 implosion of Happy Mondays. Much, much, much, much more "sprightly" than his last visit to "The Word", SWR has a fairly bizarre interview with Ar Tezza, speaking gibberish at 100mph, with a fixed grin, and not listening to questions. Show finishes with the entire cast of kids classic "Rainbow" (including Rod, Jane & Freddy) performing a "dance" version of their theme tune. As the credits roll, the mainimage is of Ryder miming the words whilst stroking Zippy's head. # C4 don't do shows like this any more. But then again, this was the show that brough us Geordie Dyke Hufty. FFS.

I've not been a "member" (oo-err missus) of this site for that long, but NSS as a moderator is f*cking hilarious !! I expect that anyone with a "child block" on their PC will soon be unable to visit B&W Army !! Is NSS's Sporting Hero Willie Wood This would explain a lot.

The main reason that I am more than happy to sort the wean's breakfast out on a Saturday morning. "A big girl" - FFS !! Must be a size zero / crackhead man....