Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not Dicko.
I'm a longstanding fan and season ticket holder, SMISA subscriber proud to have my name on the wall + a brick.
Never been a customer and I'm not a self appointed expert in anything. Never smoked or fitted a pipe in my life. Never been a successful coach of a boys club. Don't know the price of footballs or why SMISA are a bunch of gangsters who work illegally and rip of my cash.
In fact don't know what I'm doing here at all. I think I mast be a Knicker Wetting, Happy Clapper
I'm away to lie down in a darkened room away from all you clever folk.
Over and out!!