Rothesay Saint

An attic raiding top 5. 1. Carrie - Favourite girl 2. Alisha's Attic - I am, I feel 3. Teenage Fanclub - Start again 4. Dawn of the Replicants - Hogwash Farm 5. Therapy? - CC rider

Don't understand what this thread is all about (I'm still catching up) but any excuse for a top five 1. Talking Heads - Sex and Violence 2. 10,000 maniacs - Don't talk 3. T'Pau - Sex talk 4. The Gogo's - Our lips are sealed. 5. Some bloke from the 80's - Shutupayourface

I take full responsibilty. If it cheers you up any, I will not be saying the same about ballboy who are a fantastic band. Here is a special John Peel inspired top five 1. Ballboy - Donald in the bushes with a bag of glue 2. Meanwhile back in Communist Russia - Acid drops 3. Melys - Chinese Whispers 4. Undertones - Teenage Kicks 5. The Fall - Bonkers at Phoenix

If anyone ever deserved to be a one hit wonder, then it is the beta band. Dry the rain is a brilliant song, pretty much everything else they have done is pish.

My goodness, I haven't heard of three of .verbal.'s five. I have been out the country too long! 1. Weezer - Don't let go 2. Husker Du - Diane (although Therapy?'s cover of it is just as good). 3. Radiohead - Just 4. Levellers - 100 years of solitude 5. R.E.M - Letter never sent

Actually you could save yourselves a trip and just PM Ruggy Bairn.

Some more colourful albums, if you recognise any of the titles contact your local STD clinic. Weezer - The green bawbag Orbital - The blue bawbag Arab Strap - red bawbag Beatles - Yellow bawbag Simply red - Stars

It's even longer and more boring than a post about the long ball.

I think it is one of the funniest threads in a while (though probably not as amusing as my green cords). Anyhow... 1. Bawbag full of Kryptonite - Spin Doctors 2. Hello bawbag - Levellers 3. Dear Bawbag Waitress - Belle and Sebastian 4. It takes a nation of bawbags to hold us back - Public Enemy 5. What's the story? - Oasis

Course, it is not just albums, there have been plenty of songs with the word bawbag in the title. Whose that bawbag? - Eurythmics The ballad of Tom Bawbag - Space / Cerys Matthews Love in a bawbag - Aerosmith Working class bawbag - John Lennon. and of course the title track of the aforementioned, magnificent, flaming lips album Yoshimi battles the pink bawbags.

I've tried to reflect the sexual preferences of a cross - section of scottish football. Sheep - Housemartins (ICT) My sister - Juliana Hatfield (Falkirk) Family affair - Sly and the family stone (Mor*on) Potato Junkie - Therapy? (Celt*c) God save the queen - Sex Pistols (R*ngers)

but he is a stuffed toy...

Mmmmm, so good I have to quote it to see it again.

Ah well, suspected it might be something like that. If that is a ladyboy, then I think I really do like them.

Aye, he'll be on the VNB after banging in his 20th goal before Christmas, looking for an apology.

How come nobody else has trouble remembering who they are logged in as?

Top 5 tunes if you are a man. Leonard Cohen - Tower of Song Beastie Boys - Girls Spin Doctors - Little miss can't be wrong Jay Z - 99 problems Prodigy - Smack my bitch up.

Canny mind, but I do remember there was some confusion about whether he meant black as in the skin colour or black as in unwashed.

Only James album I really liked was seven. My favourite music to listen to after a crappy week at work is stuff like Massive Attack, Portishead, Morcheeba, Arab Strap and Meanwhile back in Communist Russia.

Very laid back. Not much madness this weekend then?

Aye one of the immortals... course he is deid now. I'll get my coat.

1. L'arc en ciel - The lord's pupil 2. Wire - Map Ref. - 41 degrees N, 93 degrees west 3. The Fall - North West fashion parade 4. Weezer - El Scorchio 5. Belle and Sebastien - Step into my office baby.

Spot on, hate is a strong word and should only be used in connection with career ending, wifebeating scum. Kevin McAllister was my favourite player to boo though.

Pictures online later are they?

Although if we are looking at musical groups then simply red are surely excluded.