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TediousTom

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  1. To be a super supporter you MUST be not only a smisa member but a PREMIUM smisa member and a member of the 1877 club. Has this forum taught you nothing? PS Thanks again.
  2. A walloper posts amongst us. Ladies, gentlemen, and happy clappers, I give you a gilt edged, dyed in the wool walloper of the highest order. The wallopers walloper. A walloper so wallopery that Dougie Ross would call him a friend. A walloper so wallopery that Jens Paesleck wouldn't even come near enough to steal his watch if he were lying gouching on heroin with a Rolex Oyster on. A walloper so wallopery that people would choose to sit beside Shull on a bus rather than this walloper. A walloper so wallopery that that one would swim at Michael Barrymore's before sharing a coffee (or some other hot beverage) with this walloper. A walloper so wallopery that one would move to Greenock before living next to this cnut. A walloper so wallopery that one would trust Monica Lewinsky to wash her dress rather than converse with this cnut.
  3. That's it turned aff. We actually played well in phases but by Christ we are pish up front. That header that Obika missed, FFS Gary McVie would have scored it. Jay Henderson looks quality...
  4. Have you abandoned me? I still await YOUR confirmation of kick off time!!!!!
  5. Well that was nice. Took me a couple of minutes to work out what a "greeny is" right enough!
  6. This is exactly why we need away from these clowns, Hartlepool is NOT a modern, swinging urban utopia but rather a Northern (southern for us) working class area with all the social problems that come from governmental neglect. Despite all this, they still vote Tory. We need away. f**kit lets do it this afternoon as soon as SNP win the election up here.
  7. Yes I recall that well. Did he not let Kenny's contract run down and he was re-signed by wee Danny? My recollection may be faulty but something in my auld heid is tingling away
  8. Many years ago I knew someone who had a slight speech impediment, he was also a bit an arse. You know the type, had to have the biggest motor, talked about it all the time, likes to tell you what his house was worth etc etc. Anyway he had a big shed built in his back door and unlike any normal person he called it his shummerhouse (summerhouse). One warm summer Monday morning we had the age old conversation, started by "what did you get upto at the weekend?". I probably answered something like "watched St Murn get beat, couple of pints, ordered a chinese meal". Arse boy proclaimed "me and the wife had a shit in the shummerhouse". Made me laugh, still makes me laugh, made me laugh and still makes me laugh indeed.
  9. Are they? In that case I should be getting adverts about Hob Nobs, chocolate digestives and the like and not the Asian ladyboys that I am! Edited to add: I made that up,
  10. That was a really guid game of football. All credit to ICT, they played very well. Scott Allan is a class player and the boy Todorov looked excellent. That said f**kem we are through and they aren't.
  11. He isnae fit, the lad is just back from an injury that we all thought would end his season. Any Dennis time you get now is bonus Dennis time. Enjoy and appreciate your Dennis time appropriately. The squib has been damped..........our sliding doors moment occurred and instead of European glory it is Hamilton Accie shitehawk.
  12. I was about to nominate you as someone who shames our club via this very forum and as I entered the thread I find that you are at it again!!!! Are you the most pathetic person ever to log on to the internet? DJ just ignore him, his existence is clearly an unhappy one!
  13. You know that was a bloody good watch. Here we have a manager talking up our player....what a wonderful thing. Why would you not want to play for a manager like that?
  14. Ah I see you reply as usual with your usual low brow abuse. You really are a nasty little pathetic individual. But hey, it is evident for all to see!!!!!!
  15. The fact is that you when you aren't on making your nasty wee jibes and proclamations of fake offence the forum really is a happier place. The reason you cannot see the problem is because you really are the problem,
  16. A tale of two strikers. Lee Erwin was excellent today, won plenty of ball, caused the Accies centre halves all sorts of problems and set up Obiika more than once. Kristian Dennis, didn;t do much at all except for SCORING A WORLDY A funny old game.
  17. Sorry to see Erwin go off, really well played. Flynniesta enters the mix
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