Donald Trump president of USA, Boris Johnson prime minister. Jimmy Krankie leading Scotland doesn't seem that bad at all. We have an abundance of intelligence North of the border and guaranteed more people will step up to the mark if independence is achieved. The fecking lack of focus and ambition of the scottish people mainly due to the historic feck ups of the southern based parties is kind of understandable. Many don't vote as historically it meant nothing. Surely the feck up of Brexit is the final straw and some lunatic funds a "get us the feck out of the UK" as they are feckin hopeless. Transfer Sevco down south and let Celtic win the Irish League for 10 fecking years in a row. Ban twitter, facebook, restrict mobile usage to emergencies or at least import shit. Life would be life again (but not as we know it). Beam me the feck up Scotty.