Tony A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB2baOlH8Oc

Stop going into all of those websites that Faraway Saint sent you the links for. That's why your computer is having problems. Also remember Auld Thomas, "cybersex" doesn't mean inserting your boaby into the hard drive.

^ ^ ^ Bum Raider.

No bother, Victoria.

BOLLOCKS to ye both ya pair o' boabies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kindles are for older women who read 50 Shades Of Grey and other "Mummy Porn". I suppose Faraway Saint getting a Kindle is good in one way - his Maw'll not know he's reading all that Mills and Boon and "Manhole" books!

It's your job to PM people with a link to such websites. Besides, you're a member of them all already. Before you get all upset, just remember that you thought a thread that I started asking fellow Buddies for advice was "fair game" to piss all over so I hope enjoy this one being pissed all over. Ya f*****g fat pig ye!

Their badge looks like it contains a rather "rampant" rabbitt.

Me too, MonTheSaints. I remember him being interviewed and talking about "if they score three, we'll score four" but don't recall him using an iPad or a tablet?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgSgOTxcEMk

Maybe he mean the Barton chap currently at Marseille. Maybe he's always been a Partick Thistle supporter?

Yir alright then!

Aaawww, that's nice. Was a male colleague, Drew? If so, do what I do with a certain member on here and keep your back to the wall....

Not all that dirty. He was just a bit "mad".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijq3_tkQK_w

Now, that I would like.

Your secret is safe with me.

I don't know what you're on about.

I only ever knew one person who was a Grammarian. She was two years older than me and I would always end up acting daft and weird whenever I got talking to her. She used to always say "your face is brighter than Rudolph's nose" and laugh. Ah, young crushes...