Bill Lees Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 5. Your head. 4. Your shoulder blade against a rough sandstone wall. 3. Your shoulder blade by somebody else hitting the spot first time. 2. Your ear (usually combined with wax-howking). 1. Your arse-cleft. Away in there ...... C'mon, you know you love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rowan Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 1)Bollocks 2) Ear 3) back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidg Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 1- baws 2- left buttock 3- right buttock 4- back 5- neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 I think we all know what itch is the best to scratch !!! phnaaar !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 13, 2005 Report Share Posted September 13, 2005 You've surpassed yourself with this one, Bill. A composite mixture of the totally inane and the somewhat disturbing. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 1)Bollocks Mine are itchy just now, would you like to give them a wee claw for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Any five parts of Nina Hossein's body that she cared to nominate for me to scratch... (You may all insert the wumming's name of your choice if Nina (incredibly) fails to rock yer boat...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rowan Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 1)Bollocks Mine are itchy just now, would you like to give them a wee claw for me 192509[/snapback] you have two types of chances not a no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Hughes in BlueSuedeShoes Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Any five parts of Nina Hossein's body that she cared to nominate for me to scratch... 192552[/snapback] That's summin we can DEFINITELY agree on. By the way, d'you know her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 you have two types of chancesnot a no 192559[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST SID Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 1. ofFicial - 5. club...what can we say..... 2. 3. 4. Ah f"k it...*SSSS* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 That's summin we can DEFINITELY agree on. By the way, d'you know her? 192571[/snapback] Not in the Biblical (or Koranical) sense. Sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rowan Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 192707[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted September 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 Not in the Biblical (or Koranical) sense. Sadly. 192749[/snapback] Or indeed, in any other sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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