elvira Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 1. Hellman's Original 2. Hellman's Light (if you can't get the original) 3. Sainsburys Be Good to Yourself 4. Heinz 5. Asda's Less Fat (cheap as chips but you can't really taste the difference!) discuss.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon templar Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 1. Hellman's Original2. Hellman's Light (if you can't get the original) 3. Sainsburys Be Good to Yourself 4. Heinz 5. Asda's Less Fat (cheap as chips but you can't really taste the difference!) discuss.............. 223630[/snapback] Ehm... Do you mind if we don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 1. Hellman's Original2. Hellman's Light (if you can't get the original) 3. Sainsburys Be Good to Yourself 4. Heinz 5. Asda's Less Fat (cheap as chips but you can't really taste the difference!) discuss.............. 223630[/snapback] Mayonnaise is puke. Haven't you got any salad cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvira Posted January 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Go on then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HSS Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 1. Hellman's Original2. Hellman's Light (if you can't get the original) 3. Sainsburys Be Good to Yourself 4. Heinz 5. Asda's Less Fat (cheap as chips but you can't really taste the difference!) discuss.............. 223630[/snapback] Was that Mayo on your fingers today or was that s.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 More devil spawn................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Make your own FFS...4 egg yolks, some white wine vinegar, english mustard, salt and sunflower oil...superb and much better than Hellmans who, don't forget, shat all over the good workers of Brown and Polson's by throwing them onto the employment scrapheap. 223894[/snapback] Much improved bya wee drop of garlic. Mix all of the ingredients ( except for the oil) in a food processor. Set the processor up to speed and slowly add the oil 'til the mixture reaches the correct consistency. Served with crudites, baguette and a cheeky wee crisp white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Salad Cream is indeed superior to Mayonnaise, or "that vomity gloop" as my dear wife calls it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Make your own FFS...4 egg yolks, some white wine vinegar, english mustard, salt and sunflower oil...superb and much better than Hellmans who, don't forget, shat all over the good workers of Brown and Polson's by throwing them onto the employment scrapheap. 223894[/snapback] Making you're own was banned for a while, after Edwina Cuurie' egg scare the stupid Tory cow, I'd still gie her wan right enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Making you're own was banned for a while, after Edwina Cuurie' egg scare the stupid Tory cow, I'd still gie her wan right enough 224100[/snapback] She was the subject of one of the eye's best covers at that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Lees Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Jings, was that the closest thing she could get to John Major's to practise on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Jings, was that the closest thing she could get to John Major's to practise on ? 224116[/snapback] Well he is made of cardboard as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houston_bud Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Salad Cream is indeed superior to Mayonnaise, or "that vomity gloop" as my dear wife calls it. 224099[/snapback] salad cream is just mayonaisse for wee girls!! it rubbish, mayonaisse is the daddy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 salad cream is just mayonaisse for wee girls!! it rubbish, mayonaisse is the daddy!!! 224307[/snapback] They're both unpalatable, just like coffee, sprouts, cabbage, tomato sauce, vinegar, sugar based (soft) drinks, most cakes and minestrone soup................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reidy1987 Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 They're both unpalatable, just like coffee, sprouts, cabbage, tomato sauce, vinegar, sugar based (soft) drinks, most cakes and minestrone soup................ 224317[/snapback] Fuxake, whit DAE you eat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted January 5, 2006 Report Share Posted January 5, 2006 Fuxake, whit DAE you eat? 224376[/snapback] MINGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 MINGE 224381[/snapback] Calls himself a chef and he cannae even spell the main ingredient in Shepherd's Pie/Spag Bol, correctly!!! Ha! There should be a 'c' in there, surely....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Calls himself a chef and he cannae even spell the main ingredient in Shepherd's Pie/Spag Bol, correctly!!! Ha!There should be a 'c' in there, surely....? 224795[/snapback] Cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chingford Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Do ye mean 'Gnut'? Wtf's a gnut...? (How long you onshore till?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Do ye mean 'Gnut'?Wtf's a gnut...? (How long you onshore till?) 224805[/snapback] F'ck aw tae dae you, ya auld pussy ( theres another clue ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sandman Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Calls himself a chef and he cannae even spell the main ingredient in Shepherd's Pie/Spag Bol, correctly!!! Ha!There should be a 'c' in there, surely....? 224795[/snapback] Here's my recipe for Shepherd's pie................... First, peel two Shepherds................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Sea Saint Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Here's my recipe for Shepherd's pie...................First, peel two Shepherds................ 224815[/snapback] Ur they pals o' Farmer John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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