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April 2015


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First home league win of the season will be the game we pump the Sevco in the playoff to stay up. Their fans riot, burn our shite, soul-less, winless dinkydome to the ground. We collect the insurance money and build a mini-Tynecastle style stadium on the site of the old stadium on Love Street. The BoD get tae' and new owners build a Las Vegas sized casino resort on the site of our barbequed dinkydome, which generates massive income for the club, and creates 3,000 jobs for cocktail waitresses and associated staff in the hotel.

St Mirren wins, Paisley wins. Remember where you read it first.

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