stlucifer Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Given the seriousness of our situation I though a bit of lighthearted banter was in order. Soooo.................................. As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentine, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddh...ist and an African went to a night club. The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Lothian Saint Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, stlucifer said: As it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one: What do you call a racial, ethnic minority guy standing to the North of the pitch at Cappielow ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mubarak. Alternatively you can just hurl abuse at him as you would to all the other numpties in the Cowshed. If you don't get it here's a clue Spoiler (Moo Barracks - cow shed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmonbuddie Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 What do you call a racial, ethnic minority guy standing to the North of the pitch at Cappielow ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mubarak. Alternatively you can just hurl abuse at him as you would to all the other numpties in the Cowshed. If you don't get it here's a clue Spoiler (Moo Barracks - cow shed) In their defence, and in ours, you call a racial, ethnic minority at Cappielow a Morton supporter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East Lothian Saint Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, salmonbuddie said: In their defence, and in ours, you call a racial, ethnic minority at Cappielow a Morton supporter... What self respecting racial and ethnic minorities would want to associate with that lot. It must take a 'special' sort of person to stand there and affiliate yourself to such a demeaning tag. "Come and have a go with the COWSHED agro" I mean that's just a pile of Dung. You really have to be born in Greenock, be related to one of the Dingles or be 'special' to want to be associated with that chant. Edited February 4, 2017 by East Lothian Saint cow in th shed - Moo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintnextlifetime Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 What do the donkey's at Blackpool Pleasure beach get for lunch. . . .about one hour. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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